Song Parodies -> "This Place Shall Burn!!!"

Original Song Title:

"One Of My Turns"

Original Performer:

"This Place Shall Burn!!!"

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The Lyrics

So I'm finally back with the continuation of the "Mall" parody I started more than 8 months ago. Hopefully your interest will be re-kindled...Basically, this deals with Floyd's growing restemtment of the mall. In the first half, he fantasizes of buring it all down, and in the second half, he attacks all the different "groups" found there. This is all just a story, so don't take offense at anything in the second verse.

Late yesterday
They sent me away
For stealing cash from the register
Can't find a job
They say I'm a slob
But It's getting boring
My brain is snoring and
Nothing is very much fun any more
I'd like to see this whole place burn to the ground!
Get them pack; make them pay
Light up the whole Food Court
Blow it all ot kingdom come

Run to Hot Topic
In the aisle on the left you'll find a tranny, I'm sure
Don't go to Pac Sun
You'll find a bunch of preps and gays
...That's on a good day
Would you shop at FYE?
With all the kids gone scene?
Or contemplate the ICP faggots in there?
Would you like something to eat?
Go to the food court with me?
Would ya?

Would ya like to chase some chicks?
Or hang out with the d*cks?
Why are ya running away?

Please please excuse the awakwardness and horrid pacing in the fist half of the song. It was a very difficult piece to do...Please also forgive the disjointedness of this. I'm slowly recovering from writers block

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Agrimorfee - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Hiya, Chris, where the hell have you been? Question: if you knew it wasn't great, why did you submit it? "With all the kids gone scene?"---HUH?

Chris Pollman - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Sorry, but this is the best I could do for now...and agrimorfee, the term "gone scene" means, to us teens is this: "Scene" kids are the people you see with cropped, layered jet black hair, tight pants, emo-band Tshirts or hoodies, and bandanas around their heads. So really, Its saying he's sick of all the kids at the mall who have "gone scene", as in "turned into one of those emo kids". I hope this clears that line up. All in all I am just suffering from a very bad case of writers block on this, and have been for the past 9 months or so. I promise the next one will not be as bad. Please bear with me

Agrimorfee - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment

You kids, with yer mall-ite lingo. :)

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