Song Parodies -> "In the Mall"

Original Song Title:

"In the Flesh"

Original Performer:

"In the Mall"

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The Lyrics

Floyd becomes dillusioned with the enticing power of the popularity that came with his transistion into the "scene". In the middle of one of the performing bands' songs, he leaps on stage in a frenzy, and begins singing to the music, in an attempt to gain more populartiy, and rouse the faithful scene kids to join him...

So ya, thought ya might like to
Go to the mall?
To feel the sharp thrill of a bargain,
And prices so small...
I've got some bad news for you emos,
Floyd, he's been banned, and he dosen't understand
So I came out here, to explore a new mall
We're gonna strike back, so come one and all!

Are there any punks in the theater tonight?
Rally 'em against the mall! ('gainst the mall)
There's one in the corner, he looks pissed off to me!
Send him up against the mall! ('gainst the mall)
That one looks emo
And that one's all scene!
What do all these small sub-cultures mean?
There's one slitting his wrists!
But we'll still attack
If I have my way, we'll win the mall back!

Floyd has rallied all the scene, emo, punk, goth, etc kids togther to return to the mall from which he was banned and take it over.

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