Jello (echo of jello, jello)
Is there any funny fruit there
Just prod it, wiggle, spear it
Is your silly putty gone?

Come on now,
I fear I'm just a clown
I have peas for brain
And get so lost in this refrain

Exlax (echo of exlax, exlax)
I need some infomercial burst
Just the crazy facts
Can you show me where it squirts?

I have no brain, I am conceding,
I did some hip coke, I'm in the "fried" zone
You are only bumming glue I crave
Your clips groove, but I have beer while I'm praying
When I was a-wild, I had some reefer
My glands felt just like blue cartoons
Now I've got drug dealing as a plan,
I can't explain, you would not like my brand,
This is just how I am,
I have become comfortably dumb.

Guitar solo

OK, (echo of OK, OK)
Just a little Chapstick,
They'll be so sore, aaaaaaah
But you may steal a skittle quick,

Can you stand it?
I puke and grieve it's working good,
That'll keep it slowing what I know
Come on, your brain's in woe.

I have no brain, I am conceding,
I did some hip coke, I'm in the "fried" zone
You are only bumming glue I crave
Your clips groove, but I have beer while I'm praying
When I was reviled, I sought a TV glimpse,
Out of the scorn that was my "high",
I turned to think but I was gone,
I cannot put a picture on it now
Reviled, alone,
My brain is gone and
I have become comfortably dumb.

Guitar solo out