[Track 1: Intro/"In the Flesh?"]
Me: Good evening everyone. Welcome to Rexall Place. Well, before we get started, I'd like to thank Nickelodeon for creating such a fasinating cartoon who would like to perform "The Wall" in its entirety. So, please put your hands together for THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS!
*Music starts, Curtain drops down*
So ya
Thought ya
Might like to go to this place
To feel the warm thrill of excitement
That welcomes you home
Tell me is something that's making you happy?
Is this not what you expected to see?
If you wanna to find out what's behind these hot lights?
You'll just have to blow your way through this Disguise

[Track 2: The Thin Waters]
Momma loves her children
And daddy loves you too.
And the sea may look warm to you
And the sky may look blue
ooooh Baby
Ooooh baby blue
Oooooh babe.

If you should go surfing
On the thin waters of modern life
Dragging behind you the exciting laughters
Of a million tear-stained eyes
Don't be surprised when a tidal wave comes at you
Appears under your feet.
You slip out of your grip and out of your mind
With your fear flowing out behind you
As you fall into the water

[Track 3: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 1]
Mama's flown across the ocean
Leaving just a memory
A picture frame is smashed in front of me
Mama what else did you leave for me?
HEY! MOM, what d'ya leave behind for me?
All in all you are just a brick in the wall
All in all you were all just bricks in the wall
*Guitar Solo*

[Track 4: The Gloomiest Days of Our Lives]
Mr Crocker: *over the speakers* YOU! YES YOU! GIVE ME YOUR FAIRY GOD PARENTS!

Timmy: When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would
Hurt the children any way they can
By reading our childish minds
Upon anything we think of
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in the city, it was well known
When they got home at night,
their redhead babysitters would hate them
Within inches of their lives

[Track 5: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2]
We don't want no babysitter
We dont want to do the chores
No dark sarcasm in the house
Vicky leave that kid alone
Hey! Vicky! Leave that kid alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

(Timmy)
I don't want a babysitter
We dont want to do the chores
No evil torture in the house
Vicky please leave me alone
Hey! Vicky! Leave me alone!
All in all it's just some brick in a wall.
All in all you're just some brick in a wall.

(Vicky)
"All right squirt, time for bed!"
"All right squirt,time for bed!"
"Movie it twerp,it's pay-per-view, which means if I can't view, then someone's gonna pay!"
"Relax runt,I saved you a piece."
"Relax runt, I saved you a piece."
*The words fade out*

[Track 6: Mother]
[Timmy]: *breathing a sigh of relief*
Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think they'll like this song?
Mother, do you think they'll try to bug me more?
Mother, should I build the wall?
Mother, should I run for president?
Mother, should I trust the babysitter?
Mother, will they put me through the sadness?
Is it just a waste of time?

[Timmy's Mom]:
Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry.
Mamma's gonna make all of your good dreams come true,
Mamma's gonna put all of her fears into you,
Mamma's gonna keep you right here, under her wing.
She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing,
Mamma's gonna keep baby cozy and warm.
Of course Mamma's gonna help build the wall.

[Timmy]:
Mother, do you think she's good enough, for me?
Mother, do you think she's dangerous, to me?
Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
Ooh ah,
Mother, will she break my heart?
Oh, I'm sorry I've gotten into this mess

[Timmy's Mom]:
It's alright.
Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry.
Mamma's going to check out all your babysitters for you,
Mamma won't let anyone dirty get through,
Mamma's gonna wait up until you get in.
Mamma will always find out where you've been,
Mamma's gonna keep baby healthy and clean.
You'll always be my baby to me.

[Timmy]:
Mother, have I ever been loved enough?

[Timmy's mom]: Oh, Timmy *both hug each other*
[Wanda]: *blows her nose* Way to go, Timmy
*Cosmo sobbing*
[Cosmo]: I Wish I had a mother like that. *continues*
[Wanda]: Come here you *hugs Cosmo*


[Track 7: Goodbye Junior High (Credit goes to Arigmorfee]
Ooooooooooooooooh
Oooooooooooooooooh
Did you see the wimpy ones?
Did you smell the smoke bombs?
Did you ever wonder why we had to tell the difference between cirrus clouds and cumulus clouds in science class in junior high?
Ooooooooooooooooooh
Oooooooooooooooooooh
Did you see those wimpy ones?
Did you light the smoke bombs?
The flames are now all gone, but the smell lingers on
Goodbye Junior High, Goodbye Junior High, goodbye

[Track 8: What Shall I Use?]
What shall I use
To fill the empty spaces
Where I used to talk?
How shall we fill
The final places?
How should we complete the wall

[Track 9: The Victim]
I was just the victim,
My suspect's named Vicky
Where are all the good times?
Who's gonna show this babysitter around?
Oooh, I need to get away, now.
Oooh, I need to get away..

Will some babysitter in this hometown
Make me feel miserable?
Please, just let me be right now.
Oooh, Vicky, leave me alone
Oooh, I need to get away now
Oooh, I need to get away
Oh, I Got to get away from her.

[Track 10: One of My Bad Days]

Cosmo:
Day after day, love turns blue
Like the sky filled with sunshine
Night after night, we pretend its all right
But I have been younger and
You have grown warmer and
There's something is very much fun
And I can feel one of my turns coming on.
I feel warm as hot water
Tight as a fist of fury
Wet as a grass covered with dew

*Some bad talk about the fairy godparents play through the speakers*
Wanda:
Run to the bedroom,
In the suitcase on the left
You'll find my favorite wand.

Jorgen:
Don't look so saddened
This is just some sort of a crazy phase,
One of my bad days.

Timmy:
*Right at Jorgen's face, sweat comes down his face, inhales deeper*
Would you like to watch T.V.?
Or read the directions?
Or ride along the silent freeway?
Would you like something to eat?
Would you like to learn to drive?
*Sound of Car crashing*
Jorgen
I don't understand. I just wanted to ge-

Timmy:
Would'ya?
Would you like to see me try?

AAAH, no!

*Stage security gets Jorgen arrested for interrupting the song*

Wanda:
Would you like to call the cops?
Cosmo:
Do you think it's time I mad?
Timmy:
Why are you running away?
*Panting*

Wanda:
Oh, No! Timmy's gotten mad with anger. WELL, WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING AMONG THIS!

Cosmo:
OH, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

Wanda: Well, we should do the next track. After all, we're nearly fairynapped

Jorgen:
Ha, Ha, Ha! You'll have to find her after this next song!

*Pyrotechnics exploding*

Cosmo:
NOOOO!

[Track 11: Don't Leave Me Here]
*A Familiar riff plays, Timmy is heard breathing through the whole song*

Cosmo:
Wanda
Don't leave me here
Don't say it's the end of the line.
Remember the good times we shared?
I need you, Wanda
To put through the dust, right in front of my friends,
Wanda!
Don't leave me here
Where did you go
You know how much I need you
Why can't things go the right way... the way it should go?
Please, Wanda
Don't leave me here
Why did you treat me this way?
Running away...
Wanda, why are you running away?
*Gasps* I GOTTA SAVE WANDA!
*Flashback to "Mind over Magic"*

Wanda:
I Wish we didn't go through this depression

Cosmo:
*Sighs* Okay!

Wanda:
There's something wrong wi-- MR. CROCKER!
*They both quickly hide!*

Cosmo:
OH, NO! THEY'VE GONE MAD WITH POWER!

Wanda:
WE'VE GOTTA STOP THEM!

[Track 12: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 3]
*There are too many people talking at once, Timmy shakes his head alot more angrier*
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*He starts smashing his TVs with an axe, sparks come out*
(Vicky): "Right to Bed, twerp"
*TV Explodes*
Timmy: I don't need no thoughts inside me
And i don't need hugs to calm me.
I have seen the writing in my head
Don't think I am in the mood at all.
No! Don't think I'll am in the mood at all.
(Vicky): "Right to bed, twerp"
(Mr. Crocker): "Unless you have your... FAIRY GOD PARENTS"
*Echoes through Timmy's head, He screams "TOO MANY THOUGHTS!"* Help me out there
Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda: All in all you were all just bricks in the wall.
All in all you were all just bricks in the wall
*Guitar feedback*

[Track 13: The Last Few Bricks]
*Instrumental*

[Track 14: Goodnight Everyone]
Timmy: *panting* I wish I had a quiet place to rest for the next day
*Segues into crickets chirping, some acoustic guitar riff plays in the background*
Goodnight Everyone
I'm resting up tonight.
Goodnight, [x3]
Goodnight, all you people,
There's nothing you can say
To make me stay up late.
Goodnight.

Me: There will be a 20 minute intermission, the show will resume in 20 minutes. Thank you.