Kermit the Frog: Devin Rocket is on the train,
Devin Rocket is on the train,
Looking at the band, playing in the rain,
Gotta keep the racers in the game.

Kermit: Devin Rocket puts on a show,
Devin Rocket is on my show.
Their ninja skills are getting crazier every time,
And every ninja stick figure gets a dime.

Kermit: And if the rainbow has no connection or two,
And if being green is not all I can do,
And if Fozzie the Bear does jokes that make me rage,
I'll see you in The Muppet Show Backstage.

Kermit: Devin Rocket is on the stage (hee hee hee, ha ha ha)
Devin Rocket is on the stage.
You send him out, you kick him out,
You feed him fish until he's trout.
You lock the door, so he will not get in.
You throw away the key, and don't check on him.

Kermit: And if Miss Piggy calls me up again,
Nobody ever seems to listen,
And if the Great Gonzo blows up while in a cage,
I'll see you in The Muppet Show Backstage.

Kermit: I can't think of anything else that happened, but, hee hee hee, ha ha ha.
I think it's time for the ending...ha ha ha.

Kermit: This was his house,
Fozzie: And this was his bed,
Miss Piggy: This was his grump,
Gonzo: That was Jim.
Grover: This was his oatmeal.
Cookie Monster: And this was his fruit.
Elmo: This was his art.
Ernie: This was Bert.
Farley: And this was his cat,
Marvin: And this was his dog,
Lefty: And this was his sign,
Lefty's boss: I hope there's no frog.
Scoop: And this was his car,
Skip: And that was his van,
Wilkins: And this was his wheel,
Wontkins: And that was his coffee.
Scooter: And those were his feet.
Janice: His shoes were on his feet.
Bunsen: And that was his light.
Bert: He needs it for the night.
Animal: And those were his drums.
Fraggle: And those were his songs,
Herry Monster: And that was his fun,
Kermit and Robin: And his fun is gone cause he ran out the door and that's the end of Devin Rocket in the stage.

[Outro]
Rowlf the Dog: There was no Muppet backstage here, but as a matter of fact, it's just me on the stage.