-> "Comfortably Dumb"
Original Song Title:
"Comfortably Numb"
Parody Song Title:
"Comfortably Dumb"
The Lyrics
Hello?
Is there any money in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?
Come on, cow,
I hear you're feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again.
Ex-lax.
I'll need some inflammation first.
Just the basic Sacs.
Can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pay you are receiving
A distant tip, smock on the horizon.
You are only coming through in shades.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child I had a Beamer
My folks spent just like two baboons.
Now I've got that queezing once again
I can't explain you would not understand
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably dumb.
O.K.
Just a little sinprick.
There'll be no more aaaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little prick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's jerking, good.
That'll keep you going through the snow
Come on it's time to go.
There is no pay I am receiving
A distant clip, skirt on the horizon.
You are only coming through in raves.
Your hips move but I can't see what you're wearing.
When I was wild
I caught em beating wimps
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but they were gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably dumb.
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