pus and phlegm....
you get a cold, and then get both of them...
tears... and pooh
god only knows.. why he attacks those two..
squirting was heard from the rear,
and my wife near died....
and there I sat..
smelly and fat..
my wife closed the door inside

snot.. and goo
and who knows which is which..
they use my kleenex up in twos
soup and sleep
your eyes are closed.. but it's not too deep
havent you heard.. it's a twaddle of turds
I think I died inside
listen son, get away from my bum
the hazmat team just died
down and out..
it can't be cured. until it all comes out
herbs, and drugs
and I've tried them all,
viagra, aspirin and slugs.
get out of the way.. I'm bursting again
there's one thing on my mind
to thicken this up, with a pizza slice,
before my whole clan dies..