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You'd better make your page up with
your favourite headlines.
With your broadsheet seriousness and your
Tabloid lies.
With a trendy style
Make a masthead of art.
Compo's left and right of the bold black mast.
Stories that shatter,
Say the Government's in tatters,
And adverts, clutter,
Down the rest.
But you need a pun!

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pun, pun, pun, pun, pun, pun, pun, pun.
Two editions, for day,
And night.
Newspapers reeling,
Before they say bye.
Make sure the colours blend,
So the pictures are right.
Sell ya papers far,
So the sales are right.
A politician trying to cheat,
"SEND HIM TO THE BLOCKS!".
But the readers shudder,
They don't like the "BLOCKS".
So you need a pun!