-> "Cops Kicked My Door"
Original Song Title:
"Conquistador"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cops Kicked My Door"
The Lyrics
cops kicked my door...batons in hand
they swarm my property
it looks like i'll be jailed right now
i'll be in custody
i see their armor-plated vests
its nonsense...i ain't mean
they seek grass in my place
there are no signs which can be seen
and though they hope for something to find
they can see no...evident signs
cops kicked my door...the doorjamb splits
flashing their silver shields
and though i'm kinda scared right now
the man can't find my weed
and though their drooling dogs parade
they have not plundered still
the bust was squashed...they had no case
i'm shaking...nearly ill
and though they hope for something to find
they can see no...evident signs
cops kicked my door...expecting crime
i remain circumspect
and though they threw some fear, its true
they leave now with regret
but in a room right down the hall
there is a small hole in the wall
and though they came, i still get high
they did not conquer...stoned, am i
and though they hope for something to find
they can see no...evident signs
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