Is this a real knife?
Or is it just plastic-y?
Caught in a fast food, No escape from the grease-ity
Open my fries, ketchup topped up high and eat,
I'm just a fat boy, I need a big mac
Because I'm starvin, starvin, flora high, flora low
Any way the grease flows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Ronald, I need a meal,
Superlarge with extra fries
3 big macs and a coke
Ronald, I was once 8 stone,
But now I've gone and eaten Mc D's everyday
Ronald, ooh, Didn't mean to get so fat
I'll have put on 5 more pounds this time tomorrow
Take away, take away is all that really matters

Too late, my food has come
Sends ketchup down my chin, get a milkshake with lime
Gerkins, anybody? Ha that was a joke
like ill leave em all behind to face the bin
Ronald, ooh, I just want more fries
I sometimes wish I'd never been here at all

I see a big sundae in a hand
hot fudge, hot fudge, topped with mango.
Caramel and strawberry, very, very tempting me
(gotta have one.) gotta have one. (Gotta have one.) gotta have one, gotta have one to go
Magnifico. I'm just a fat boy and nobody loves me
He's just a fat boy, eats all day every day
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, cannot go, I can not go
Bismillah! No, I can not go
(cannot go!) Bismillah! I can not go
(Cannot go!) Bismillah! i can not go
(cannot go.) I can not go
(cannot go.) I can not go. (cannot go.) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mc donalds, mc donalds.) mc donalds, cannot go
This chair is stuck to me, to me

So you'd think at 25 stone I'd pick a big seat
So you'd think that I'd stop eating fries
Oh, Ronald, get me chicken nuggets, Ronald
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

all that really matters, Anyone can see
all that really matters
is Mc Donalds for me