Internet Rhapsody

Do I feel happy
Or do I feel sad
Caught in a porn site
No escape from the banner ads
Open your eyes
Look up to the site and see
There's no more porn site
Just a blue error screen
Because they always come, never go
Errors high, memory low
Any way you fix it
Doesn't really stop it at all
At all

Mama
Found all the sites
They were pretty clear to see
'Cos she checked my History
Mama
I'm so sorry now
But I just couldn't make them go away
Mama ooooh
Didn't mean to see the sites
I sometimes wish I'd never see porn at all
No more porn, no more porn
'Cos it does'nt really matter

Too late
The sites have come
My mama wore a frown
As I tried to close them down
Goodbye everybody
I'm history
Gotta face the music, and the fact I'm screwed

Mama ooooh
I don't wanna die
But I don't think I'll live to see tomorrow

(guitar solo)

I see a popup banner flashing on my screen
Close it down, close it down
Or they'll never stop coming
Lots of windows spawning
'Til the early morning
AGH
Evil banners (evil banners)
Evil banners (evil banners)
Evil banners let me go
Just let me go
I see a pop-up, can't close it down though
He sees a pop-up, how to close, doesn't know
Spare me the strife and just please let me go

Always come, never go
Now my memory's low
BISMILAH NO!
WE WILL NOT EVER GO!
(memory low)
BISMILAH WE WILL NOT EVER GO
(memory low)
BISMILAH WE WILL NOT EVER GO
(memory low)
WILL NOT EVER GO
(memory low)
WILL NOT EVER GO
(memory looooooow)
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

Evil banners (evil banners)
Evil banners let me go

This bloody site just keeps throwing up these ads
Again
Again
Again

(guitar solo)

So it thinks I can't stop it and block all these sites
So I'll install a program that makes them all die!
Oooh baby
No more porn for me baby
Just gotta close down
Just gotta close down all these windows

(guitar solo)

Ooh yeah
Ooh yeah

Now it dosn't happen
No more porn to see
Now it dosn't happen
Now it dosn't happen
To me

Now it doesn't hap-pen...