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Song Parodies -> "Las Vegas Rivalry"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"Las Vegas Rivalry"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
This is the real vice
It's a Las Vegas thing
Lee Zayo versus
The Big Boss Zachariah King
Both opened dives,
Have mistresses, wives, and fleas
They're just two rich boys
They need their luxury
And they're both bizarre
Bald and fat
Smoke cigars
Wear cravats
That's the way show-biz goes:
Fat-cats getting fatter with ease,
From sleaze...
Zayo...just booked a man...
An illusionist named Jed -
Fires bullets through his head
Zayo's...knife hit Jed's big gun...
And now Jed's gun has blown Jed's balls away
Zayo, oooo
Didn't mean to make Jed die
That slime-ball King will fill his hall tomorrow
Unless Lee, guarantees,
That his rival King's plans shatter
It's late...show-time has come...
His liver's drowned by wine -
Zayo's making plans of crime:
"Goodbye, Zachariah - your show will blow !
Gotta cleave your ball-peen mind with laced vermouth ! "
Zayo, oooo - (that's the way show-biz goes)
He will be the guy
Who'll make King wish Lee'd never been scorned at all !
Slyly a little something wet flows from a can
In vermouth
In vermouth
Pill voodoo from Durango!
Stronger than white lightning, this martini drink will be!
"Here comes Zayo (Here comes Zayo)"
"Here comes Zayo (Here comes Zayo)"
"Here comes Zayo - should we go, and say hello ?"
"Hi Zachariah, let's have a drink here -
Have a martini, though I know, you like beer -
And, your star too, have a martini - here!"
King's big star - drinks it down - then begins to frown:
"So sleepy, ohhhh - to bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"So sleepy - to bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"So sleepy - to bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"What about the show? Ah! Oh no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!"
"Oh Zachariah, Zachariah, Zachariah, don't you know -
At L.Z.'s club, Aaron Neville could decide to sing, to sing, TO SING ! "
"So you think you can stone my star and make me cry?
So you think drugs in booze was a smart thing to try?
Ohhhh Zayo - Greasy fat scumbag Zayo !
I'll bounce your ass out - I'll bounce your ass right out of here!"
Lee had put Viagra
In King's martini
Now King does his own show
Pole-dancing on cable TV
...That's the way show-biz goes...
It's a Las Vegas thing
Lee Zayo versus
The Big Boss Zachariah King
Both opened dives,
Have mistresses, wives, and fleas
They're just two rich boys
They need their luxury
And they're both bizarre
Bald and fat
Smoke cigars
Wear cravats
That's the way show-biz goes:
Fat-cats getting fatter with ease,
From sleaze...
Zayo...just booked a man...
An illusionist named Jed -
Fires bullets through his head
Zayo's...knife hit Jed's big gun...
And now Jed's gun has blown Jed's balls away
Zayo, oooo
Didn't mean to make Jed die
That slime-ball King will fill his hall tomorrow
Unless Lee, guarantees,
That his rival King's plans shatter
It's late...show-time has come...
His liver's drowned by wine -
Zayo's making plans of crime:
"Goodbye, Zachariah - your show will blow !
Gotta cleave your ball-peen mind with laced vermouth ! "
Zayo, oooo - (that's the way show-biz goes)
He will be the guy
Who'll make King wish Lee'd never been scorned at all !
Slyly a little something wet flows from a can
In vermouth
In vermouth
Pill voodoo from Durango!
Stronger than white lightning, this martini drink will be!
"Here comes Zayo (Here comes Zayo)"
"Here comes Zayo (Here comes Zayo)"
"Here comes Zayo - should we go, and say hello ?"
"Hi Zachariah, let's have a drink here -
Have a martini, though I know, you like beer -
And, your star too, have a martini - here!"
King's big star - drinks it down - then begins to frown:
"So sleepy, ohhhh - to bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"So sleepy - to bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"So sleepy - to bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"bed I must now go"
(King yells "No!")
"What about the show? Ah! Oh no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!"
"Oh Zachariah, Zachariah, Zachariah, don't you know -
At L.Z.'s club, Aaron Neville could decide to sing, to sing, TO SING ! "
"So you think you can stone my star and make me cry?
So you think drugs in booze was a smart thing to try?
Ohhhh Zayo - Greasy fat scumbag Zayo !
I'll bounce your ass out - I'll bounce your ass right out of here!"
Lee had put Viagra
In King's martini
Now King does his own show
Pole-dancing on cable TV
...That's the way show-biz goes...
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You just can't stay away from this song can you? This one was a little hard to follow. I guess I didn't see the movie.
Aww gee, can't a guy have a little fun around here ?? LOL !
Didn't see the movie either, but still enjoyed the parody. 5-4-5
Thanks! I guess I was just in the mood for a little Bohemian Rhapsody hors d'oeuvres after being away from it for three weeks or so... this parody is just a silly fantasy I concocted on the fly - I wanted to have fun matching the original Bohemian Rhapsody's internal rhymes as ridiculously as possible - that's all ! Just having fun.
Johnny...that was FUNNY!! 5's Thought you'd do this again..:D
Thanks Adagio! That's all I wanted to do here - have some REALLY SILLY AND STUPID FUN !!
It was like a breath of fresh air....:D
Great job.
Now I understand! On your Doobie parody you posted some pot-smoking comments! That explains it. Wait, let me catch up and I'll read it again..............phphphphphphpph...
Hey man, I don't know what you're (phphphphphphhhhhhh) talkin' about.....I never mentioned the "p"-word anywhere at all in my Doobie Brother's parody comments, go see for yourself (phphphphphhhhhh)....(cough)
Maybe it was Malc's LSD.
Thanks Wild Man!
This was kewl =)
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