I am the blue screen,
I am from Microsoft.
Caught in a core dump,
No escape to stability.

I'm a has-been, look up at the screen at me.
I'm just a blue screen, I get no sympathy, because
I'm easy come, never go, my oh my, very slow.
Any open windows don't really matter to me, to me.

Sir, just crashed again, GPF'd against his head,
Pulled the plug, now it's dead.
Sir, work had just begun,
But now it's gone and thrown it all away.
Sir, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry.
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, cos I'll have lost my job.

Too late, my time has come, sends shivers down my spine,
PCs crashing all the time.
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the boss.
Mama, ooh, I don't wanna be fired,
I sometimes wish I'd never been hired at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man.
William Gates, William Gates, will you take the stand now?
Thunder and lightning, Netscape is frightening me.

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo Figaro, Magnifico.
I'm just a blue screen an' nobody loves me.
He's just a blue screen, from a rich company.
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, never go, will you let me go?

D.O.J.! "No, we will not let you go." [Let him go!]
D.O.J.! "We will not let you go." [Let him go!]
D.O.J.! "We will not let you go!" [Let me go!]
"Will not let you go." [Let him go!]
"Will not let you go." [Let him go!]
Ah.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, mama mia, mama mia.
Mama mia, let me go. Microsoft is a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can boot and spit in my drive?
So you think you can reboot me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby.
Just gotta get out, just gotta boot into DOS.

Nothing really matters, anyone can see.
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me.
Any open windows...?