-> "Bill Clinton Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bill Clinton Rhapsody"
Parody Written by:
Tom Stevens
The Lyrics
(Bill Clinton)
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Did I sleep with Monica Lewinsky?
No escape from reality
I nearly got impeached
Kicked out of the presidential residency
I'm just a rich boy,From Little Rock,Mississippi Valley
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
I'll sleep with anyone,doesn't really matter to me, to me
Gennifer Flowers was a lovely lady
But not as fine as Monica
Put her head beetween my legs,and she'll give great head.
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
And i'm stuck with Hi-lar-y
And everyone thinks she's a Lesbian anyway......
HI-LA-RY,HI-LA-RY!
ooohhhh
(George Bush)
Too late, your time has come
You stupid horny trash-bag male-gigalo
Bush wants in at the presidential recidency
YOU MUST GO!
(Bill Clinton)
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Stuck with Hilary
For all enternity
I want to go as far away as possible......
(Hilary Clinton)
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Bushy,Bush,Bushy,Bush will you please go
No one likes you and your father was very,very frightening
Bush sr,Bush jr,
Bush sr,Bush jr,
Bush sr,Bush jr-we dont think your maginifico
(George Bush)
But I'm just a Texan boy and nobody loves me
(Al Gore)
He's just a Texan boy from a hill-billy family
So vote for me!,for me!,for meeeeeeee!!
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(Bill Clinton)
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
(Bush and Hilary Clinton)
Hell no! - we will not let you go
(Al Gore)
let him go
(Bush and Hilary Clinton)
Hell no! We will not let you go
(Al Gore)
let him go
(Bush and Hilary Clinton)
Hell no! We will not let you go
(Bill Clinton)
let me go!
(Bush and Hilary Clinton)
Never let you go
(Bill Clinton)
let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh George and Hilary I beg you to let me go
(Bob Dole and a group of Johovahs witnesses)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for you
for you!
for you!
Thou shalt not commit adultery
Adultery
Adultery!
TESTIFY!
So you think you can preach to me and hold me back
So you think you can love me Hilary,I thought you were a dyke
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Monica is the girl for me.......so screw you Hilary!
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How Funny: | 3.7 | |
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