Here is the story
Of a lovely lady
Her name is Carol
And her is blonde
She was bringing, up three very lovely girls
Youngest was in curls you see
They all had hair of, gold like their mother
As I said that, youngest one,
She was a, girl in curls
Anyway their names are
Marcia , Jan and also Cindy, Cindy

Carol, then met a man
Mike was that guy's name
A widower, named Brady
Carol, met him one day
But he also raised three boys , hair all the same
Carol, ooh, then married this Brady guy
His three boys and him we're then all alone
Their names are, their names are , Peter , Greg and Bobby

Then they, got married
When the lady and fellow met
They knew that there just was
Oh yes, there was, more than a hunch
That this group would soon form a family
That's the way, they became the Brady Bunch
The Brady Bunch, Brady Bunch and housekeeper

Those three little girls also had a cat
The three boys, the three boys, had a pup named Tiger
Alice their housekeeper
There was nine of them , yeah
(Carol Brady) Carol Brady
(Peter Brady) Bobby Brady
(Mike Brady and that Alice) Oh Alice, oh!
Those three boys and girls made up the family
There were 9 people in the whole family
If you count the dog, then that would make 10
Did Marcia with a ball, get hit in the nose?
Oh Marcia! Yes, she got hit in the nose
(Oh my nose!) Oh Marcia!
She got hit in the nose
(Don't play ball) In the house!
Because you broke that vase
(We will have ) Porkchops and applesauce
(A slumber) Marcia had one time
(Brady Bunch ), Ah
Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch
(Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia)
Marcia Marcia Brady
Jan Brady once wore a big black afro wig
A wig, A WIG!!!!!

Well, this show just ran for seasons of five
The last season, everyone had big hair
Oh, Bradys, people just love ya Bradys!
All nine of ya'll, this is your song right here

Housekeeper named Alice, and the 9 Bradys
A dog that's named Tiger
They never stop the reruns, oh no

Off Jan Brady's wig blows