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Song Parodies -> "Hogwarts Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"Hogwarts Rhapsody"
Parody Written by:
2nz
The Lyrics
Enjoy your stay at Hogwarts. No particular movie or book was used exclusively in this parody. Just see if you can recognize which movie/book each event reference is from.
Hang out with Ronald, or learn from Hermione
Come down to Hogwarts
For a lesson in wizardry
Learn how to fly, play quidditch just li(ke) Harry
He's not a poor boy, thanks to his fam-i-ly
How do they choose your house? Hat to sort
Watch out for, Voldemort
Muggles, you must leave now
Or you'll lose your memory... sorry...
Mama... has gone away
Put a wand up in the air
Now a scar's right near my hair
Mama... I was your new son
But Thomas came and took it all away
Mama, ooooo
Never got to say good-bye
And now I must explore this school called Hogwarts
Hang with Ron, hang with Ron
And a map made by marauders
He who
Must not be named
Sends shivers down my spine
My scar's aching all the time
Ronald and Hermione
We've got to go
Hide beneath my secret cloak and find the truth
Mama, ooooo (How I hate this Riddle)
Rats, we have a spy
Through all three books there wasn't a sign at all
I see a little diary-a in the can
Voldemort, Voldemort, and a snake with large fangs-o
Dumbledore is fearsome, keeping him away from me
There's a boggart, there's a boggart
There's a boggart, there's a boggart
There's a boggart over there
RIDICULUS
Ron's just a poor boy, he is a Weasley
He needs a zip code for his whole family
Through lots of strife he has been there with me
Whipping Will, Weasley car
Then there is my scar
Dementors... They want to suck my soul
Those a$$-#oles
Dementors, they want to suck my soul
Those a$$-#oles
Dementors, they want to suck my soul
Those a$$-#oles
Want to suck my soul
Those a$$-#oles
Want to suck my soul
Those a$$-#oles...
No, no, no, no, you a$$-#holes
Oh thanks to me-a, thanks to me-a now my soul will not be stole
McGonagall has some snitching set aside for me
Yes me
HARRY
So you think I'm a scar-face and that's where it ends?
I think you should say hello to my little friend
Oh, Voldey
Lock your wand with me, Voldey
Not takin' me out
Cause I'm getting right out of here
Hogwarts, Hogwarts
Lupin's a marauder
Buckbeak now is free
I have joined an order...
Hogwarts is a great place...to be
(Anywhere the snitch goes...)
Come down to Hogwarts
For a lesson in wizardry
Learn how to fly, play quidditch just li(ke) Harry
He's not a poor boy, thanks to his fam-i-ly
How do they choose your house? Hat to sort
Watch out for, Voldemort
Muggles, you must leave now
Or you'll lose your memory... sorry...
Mama... has gone away
Put a wand up in the air
Now a scar's right near my hair
Mama... I was your new son
But Thomas came and took it all away
Mama, ooooo
Never got to say good-bye
And now I must explore this school called Hogwarts
Hang with Ron, hang with Ron
And a map made by marauders
He who
Must not be named
Sends shivers down my spine
My scar's aching all the time
Ronald and Hermione
We've got to go
Hide beneath my secret cloak and find the truth
Mama, ooooo (How I hate this Riddle)
Rats, we have a spy
Through all three books there wasn't a sign at all
I see a little diary-a in the can
Voldemort, Voldemort, and a snake with large fangs-o
Dumbledore is fearsome, keeping him away from me
There's a boggart, there's a boggart
There's a boggart, there's a boggart
There's a boggart over there
RIDICULUS
Ron's just a poor boy, he is a Weasley
He needs a zip code for his whole family
Through lots of strife he has been there with me
Whipping Will, Weasley car
Then there is my scar
Dementors... They want to suck my soul
Those a$$-#oles
Dementors, they want to suck my soul
Those a$$-#oles
Dementors, they want to suck my soul
Those a$$-#oles
Want to suck my soul
Those a$$-#oles
Want to suck my soul
Those a$$-#oles...
No, no, no, no, you a$$-#holes
Oh thanks to me-a, thanks to me-a now my soul will not be stole
McGonagall has some snitching set aside for me
Yes me
HARRY
So you think I'm a scar-face and that's where it ends?
I think you should say hello to my little friend
Oh, Voldey
Lock your wand with me, Voldey
Not takin' me out
Cause I'm getting right out of here
Hogwarts, Hogwarts
Lupin's a marauder
Buckbeak now is free
I have joined an order...
Hogwarts is a great place...to be
(Anywhere the snitch goes...)
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| 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | ||||||||
| 5 | 14 | 14 | 17 |
User Comments
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Great job!. The best HP parody I have seen here. 555
Excellent, 2nz!! I LOVED it! 555!
Terrif.
Magical.
Magnificent!
This is awesome! Definitely the best HP parody on the whole damn site. Woo Hoo! 5's of course.
" I see a little diary-a in the can " Isn't it a bit ironic that that line refers to movie "number two"? Fives all the way!
Thank you Hagrid-morfee, Arwene Granger, Leogog, Nearly-Headless Johnny D, Cedric Decker, and Azkabankicksass.
Heh heh, good point The Portkey Police
Brilliant!
This is awesome. The best HP parody ever
Nice one 2nz... just too late for H in the ABCs, though :-)
Hee hee!
So maybe 3 days isn't really that long...but where IS 2nz??? I miss him!! =(
Scans just right!
lmao this is the funniest ever..congrats...love it!
As much as I like Harry Potter (I've watched all three with my Children), this parady did nothing for me at all!!!
This made me laugh. Marvelous!!!!!!!!!!!
Here goes... thank you for the kind words MalfoyR, MaBlondiegall, Philch, picklejuice potion, Stephagon Alley (alright, it's a stretch, but I couldn't think of much), I wish I was Dobby Geldof (sorry, no refunds), and VolJeMort-ales. And thanks again Azkabankicksass and Arwene, I'm back and almost ready to tackle the Star Wars trilogy. How's that for a 'coming soon'?
Hoooooooray! He's back! When are you going to post those pictures, bub? I'm at the edge of my seat here...(pouting)...
This rhapsody was my idea, then I decided to cancel that before you wrote it. Anyways, good job on the parody.
(ABC) See above - still wonderful! Also, restored my vote.
(ABC05) Got a little lost in here, but 5-worthy none the less. Apparently from some desperately needed remedial rock classes ( atleast I KTOS on this ), I need remedial movie-watching courses as well.
(ABC05) I was the first person to comment on this one (above) and I still feel the same way.
(ABC05) Good parody (so everyone else took the remarks), I've just never watched the movies. 5's
(ABC) See above.
(ABC05)Well done, for a Griffindorf!
(H) I don't know why, but my favorite line is "Hang with Ron, hang with Ron" I got to that line and was like, "Ooooh, I like that!"
I always judge BR parodies by how often I have to pause to recall the exact pacing of the OS - with this one, hardly at all - excellent job, 2nz, and great wordplay too
(H) Wished I knew what it was about. Plays marvelously off OS, but never read HP books. Sorry 2nz.
(ABC-H) *shudders* Harry Potter, ugh.
(ABC) Aside from pacing being great and loving the lyrical changes, I couldn't care less about Harry Potter. Sorry dude.
Aside from pacing being great and loving the lyrical changes, I'm a Potter fanatic as you can see from my psudonym! Loved it!
ABC--I still really love this...one of my favorites of yours, 2nz! Just perfect!!
Excellent job with Potter on a tough song!
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