Billy and PJ
Jeffy and Dolly
These are the four kids
And they do not have apology

Open your eyes
Come into their house and see
My name is Billy,I do have sympathy
'Cause I'm easy come,easy go
Little high, little low
Take a look at Dolly,my parents Thel and Bill,and Bill

Dolly,don't run away
We may not go outside
And it's raining,that's why
Jeffy,people say "I'm wrong"
For hitting some guy named Ernie
Billy...
Didn't mean to make you cry
I may be back again this time tomorrow
Billy please,Billy please,what if Ernie comes to kill us

Two dogs chasing just a cat
Even though that Jeff was here
Dolly's saying something weird
Will you talk to Billy,I want to know
Never leave you all behind and face the truth
Billy...
Are you gonna laugh
Your family is never dumb at all

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
That was wrong,that was wrong
This word doesn't belong here
Every kid is average,but it's very happy to me
It's a circus,it's a circus,it's a circus,it's a circus,Family Circus
They're comical
They don't watch Will & Grace,they're not idiots
They don't watch Will & Grace,they're not Garbage Pail Kids
Even it's cool,they're comic-strip kids
Easy come,easy go,Family Circus
It's Billy! Yay! The kids are comical
Comical
It's Dolly! The kids are comical
Comical
It's Jeffy! The kids are comical
Comical
They are comical
Comcial
They are comical
Comical
Billy,Dolly,Jeffy,PJ
Oh mom and dad,mom and dad
Mom and dad,we are here
These newspaper comics have included these kids,these kids,these kids

So you think Garfield sucks,but Jump Start rules
So you think Beetle Bailey is really cruel
Family Circus,this is Family Circus
Don't be lazy,don't be lazy like Garfield

This is Family Circus
Anyone can see
This is Family Circus
This is Family Circus,all right

See them in sunday's paper