The Lyrics
Coke is the real thing,
I don't like Fanta, see.
Bought a Di-et Rite,
Not like grape Nehi quality.
Canada Dry, hook up with some ice,
Hook up with some ice oo-wee.
I ordered a poor boy, it comes with an ice tea,
Grape Ne-hi, sub? said no,
Anyway this tea blows.
I want to hear the chatter of bub-bil-y
Soda, just chilled a can,
Capri-Sun should had instead,
But I'd rather this Big Red.
Soda, Slice goes good with rum,
But too much makes you drunk, you'll rue the day.
Soda, oo-oo-oo-ooh, if I drank Can-a-da Dry,
I'm sure they'd make some more for sure, tomorrow.
Cherry rum mixed with 'UN', drink diet it's un-fatter.
Carb'nate, refined ash gum,
Gum rubber, things you'll find,
In a can of lemon-lime.
Drink up ev'rybody, might rot you slow.
Guts'll heave all up inside from laced up juice.
Soda, oo-oo-oo-ooh, drink it when I'm dry,
No label lists, you've never been warned at all.
I drank a little amaretto in a can,
Jungle Juice, Jungle Juice, I can't stand the new mango.
Hyper Jolt, White Lightning,
The caffeine is exciting me.
(Gallon Faygo) Gallon Faygo
(Gallon Faygo) Gallon Faygo
(Gallon Faygo saves you more) at groc'ry store.
Like to eat poor boys, but not with icy tea,
It's just a poor boy, and I'm not that thirst-y
Give me a Sprite or a Diet Pepsi.
Pepper's plum, Red Faygo, not that lemon, no.
Vanilla! Coke is not good you know.
(Drink it no) Vanilla
Coke is not good you know.
(Drink it no) Vanilla
Coke is not good you know.
(Good you know) is not good you know,
(Good you know) is not good you know,
(Good you know) is not good you know,
(Good you know), Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh, Aquafina, Aquafina)
Aquafina, oh hell no
Some Bubble Up, for my revel, like to try some, please
Oh please, oh please
'Cause my drink I like foamy like Canada Dry,
It's a drink that is lovely and real cheap to buy.
So thirsty, I'm parched as can be, thirsty
My mouth's like a drought, some Cott's 'll be right as root beer.
Nothing tastes like water, tasteless as can be,
Nothing tastes like water,
Water's tasteless as it can be.
I still say ice-tea blows.