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Song Parodies -> "Keep Myself A Hive"
Original Song Title:
"Keep Yourself Alive"
Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"Keep Myself A Hive"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i have killed a million flies...don't like 'em buzzin', i must say
yeah, i'd swat 'em down, while flyin'...i would snuff some everyday
though i never liked those critters...bees are something more worthwhile
apiary's what i started...bread and butter, in high style
well, i sold a lot of honey...in a shop just down the lane
and you can have a taste...because we're open every day
i'm sellin' quarts, i'm tellin' you...in bottles, or in jars
and at last, in life, i'm satisfied...a big bee raisin' czar
keep myself a hive...keep myself a hive
it takes a bit of time to make honey...but i'm gonna thrive
well, i love those little creatures...and there's more i plan to raise
and my bees are medal winners...in the county fair displays
i got everything i need...to keep my hobby in control
and my farm keeps gettin' bigger...ten more acres is my goal
i was told a million times...that i'd be stung and pass away
but i ain't afraid of dyin'...i get richer every day
and i'll make a million dollars...cause my hives go on for miles
and a dynasty, i've started...its highly regarded
keep myself a hive...keep myself a hive
it takes a bit of time to make honey...but i'm gonna thrive
keep myself a hive...keep myself a hive
it takes a bit of time to make honey...it keeps me satisfied
does my life get better every day ?
soon, i'll open up two shops, cause everybody raves
keep myself a hive...keep myself a hive
it takes a bit of time to make honey...keep myself a hive
keep myself a hive...keep myself a hive
all bee people...keep themselves a hive
keep myself a hive...keep myself a hive
it takes a bit of time to make honey...it keeps me satified
keep myself a hive...keep myself a hive
all bee people...keep themselves a hive
keep myself a hive...keep myself a hive
it takes a bit of time to make honey...it keeps me satisfied
yeah, i'd swat 'em down, while flyin'...i would snuff some everyday
though i never liked those critters...bees are something more worthwhile
apiary's what i started...bread and butter, in high style
well, i sold a lot of honey...in a shop just down the lane
and you can have a taste...because we're open every day
i'm sellin' quarts, i'm tellin' you...in bottles, or in jars
and at last, in life, i'm satisfied...a big bee raisin' czar
keep myself a hive...keep myself a hive
it takes a bit of time to make honey...but i'm gonna thrive
well, i love those little creatures...and there's more i plan to raise
and my bees are medal winners...in the county fair displays
i got everything i need...to keep my hobby in control
and my farm keeps gettin' bigger...ten more acres is my goal
i was told a million times...that i'd be stung and pass away
but i ain't afraid of dyin'...i get richer every day
and i'll make a million dollars...cause my hives go on for miles
and a dynasty, i've started...its highly regarded
keep myself a hive...keep myself a hive
it takes a bit of time to make honey...but i'm gonna thrive
keep myself a hive...keep myself a hive
it takes a bit of time to make honey...it keeps me satisfied
does my life get better every day ?
soon, i'll open up two shops, cause everybody raves
keep myself a hive...keep myself a hive
it takes a bit of time to make honey...keep myself a hive
keep myself a hive...keep myself a hive
all bee people...keep themselves a hive
keep myself a hive...keep myself a hive
it takes a bit of time to make honey...it keeps me satified
keep myself a hive...keep myself a hive
all bee people...keep themselves a hive
keep myself a hive...keep myself a hive
it takes a bit of time to make honey...it keeps me satisfied
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Can't fault it, it's all there in pacing and comedy value. Freddy would have loved it I'm sure.
thanks matt
Don't know if you know your A's and C's..but you sure know your Bee's....and this could have been a great BEEgee song.."Stayin' A Hive...Stayin' A Hive....."5 stings..times 3
"a big bee raisin' czar" .... too funny, 5's for your hives.
Loved it. What's on the bee side?
Bee-yootiful (someone had to say it)
thank you all
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