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Song Parodies -> "Powdered Water Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"Powdered Water Rhapsody"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
LOL, as a discussion on one of yesterdays threads on a parody, I discussed my side group " The Uncopywriteables " and that we had a parody of this song called " Copywrited Powdered Water ". The most absurd idea in history, yet some believe it. Our band thought of what it would feel like to be a pack of actual powdered water, so this is written from the powder's perspective. Enjoy! PS- The one titled "Copywrited Powdered Water" was out rough draft, this is our final version ( penned by yours truly )
Is this a real lie? Told so beautifully?
Make ten gallons from, one gallon so magically
Open your eyes, made up full of lies and see
I'm just a cruel joke, play on stupidity
Because it's really dumb, for the slow,
IQ's nigh, very low
Anywhere the trick goes, just some powdered water is me, but please
Gotcha, just drowned a man, the joke was above his head
Fooled the foolish, he's stupid
Gotcha, that suckers gone
But now they've gone and blown it all today
Gotcha, ooh, yea you fell for my diguise
And I will strike back again no crime of sorrow
Ewe are dumb, you are numb, I'm just really powdered water
Today, your mind's a flood
Sends rivers down the Rhine,
I am laughing all the time
Hello, you nobodies, I've got to gloat
Gotta wave you all are blind, can't face the ruse
Drama, ooh, ( and so the rumor goes )
I don't want to dry
As mankind wished they never had took the fall
I see a $hithole in the ghetto of a land
In your d****e, In your d****e, as pink as a flamingo
Just a bolt not tightening, very, very, delighting scene
( In the mayo ) Makes the mayo
( In tomatoes ) Makes tomatoes,
Galilleo, he don't know-fantastico
I'm just a dumb joke that fools so easily
Share in their life I'm an atrocity
They are dumb, they are slow, I'm just H2O
I'm watta! Yes, I'm just H2O
( H2O ! ) So ta-dah! I am just H2O
( H2O ! ) So ta-dah! I am just H2O
( Let me flow ) You will let me flow
( Let me flow ) You will let me flow ( Let me flow ), do
re, me, fa, so, la, ti, do
( Oh North Korea, South Korea ) Tanzania let me flow
Tweetledumb put a devil inside of me,
For me, For free!
So you think you have known me, quit believin' lies?
So your thinking above me and leave me but why?
But maybe, cant-een it is in, maybe
I am not about, I'm not about to leave outta here
Oooooh yeah! Oooooh yeah!
I am powdered water, any fool could see
Copywrited water
Just some powdered water is me...
And so the rumor goes.....
Make ten gallons from, one gallon so magically
Open your eyes, made up full of lies and see
I'm just a cruel joke, play on stupidity
Because it's really dumb, for the slow,
IQ's nigh, very low
Anywhere the trick goes, just some powdered water is me, but please
Gotcha, just drowned a man, the joke was above his head
Fooled the foolish, he's stupid
Gotcha, that suckers gone
But now they've gone and blown it all today
Gotcha, ooh, yea you fell for my diguise
And I will strike back again no crime of sorrow
Ewe are dumb, you are numb, I'm just really powdered water
Today, your mind's a flood
Sends rivers down the Rhine,
I am laughing all the time
Hello, you nobodies, I've got to gloat
Gotta wave you all are blind, can't face the ruse
Drama, ooh, ( and so the rumor goes )
I don't want to dry
As mankind wished they never had took the fall
I see a $hithole in the ghetto of a land
In your d****e, In your d****e, as pink as a flamingo
Just a bolt not tightening, very, very, delighting scene
( In the mayo ) Makes the mayo
( In tomatoes ) Makes tomatoes,
Galilleo, he don't know-fantastico
I'm just a dumb joke that fools so easily
Share in their life I'm an atrocity
They are dumb, they are slow, I'm just H2O
I'm watta! Yes, I'm just H2O
( H2O ! ) So ta-dah! I am just H2O
( H2O ! ) So ta-dah! I am just H2O
( Let me flow ) You will let me flow
( Let me flow ) You will let me flow ( Let me flow ), do
re, me, fa, so, la, ti, do
( Oh North Korea, South Korea ) Tanzania let me flow
Tweetledumb put a devil inside of me,
For me, For free!
So you think you have known me, quit believin' lies?
So your thinking above me and leave me but why?
But maybe, cant-een it is in, maybe
I am not about, I'm not about to leave outta here
Oooooh yeah! Oooooh yeah!
I am powdered water, any fool could see
Copywrited water
Just some powdered water is me...
And so the rumor goes.....
copywrite 2005 Red Ant ( and The Uncopyrightables ) i.e. me.
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Well written, decently paced but not hilarious. 445
I thought it was pretty good!
I didn't say it wasn't good (it is), i was just saying that i didn't find it particularly funny and that the pacing could've been better
Peace, DAK, my friend, my comment wasn't directed at you. I was simply saying that I liked this clever parody of BoRap ... this parody uses a lot of clever word-play and syllable-play, so I gave it a vote of 555. "5" for Pacing only means "Lots", not "Perfect".
Again, I do not have this CD ( well DID have it, but lost from collection somehow ) and has to remember TOS ( which I've heard by itself and on Wayne's World ), and lyrics downloaded were styled ( an worded ) differently in over 6 cases. Where did I go so wrong on the pacing to get 4? ( I reliase it's not a "perfect 5", but IMO closer to a 5 than 4 ) PS- I used TOS lyrics from Queen's official website to make this. DAK- Powdered water IS an actual joke and some people were told that it will make 10 gallons from 1 gallon.
You can't really argue with my sense of humour, RA. different people have different senses of humour. I can't be blamed for something out of my control. everybody's individual
Funny concept, but a strangely weak execution. It's like you were trying to make Blazing Saddles, but ended up with Dracula Dead And Loving It.
DAK, wasn't questioning your humor, just the pacing. Agrimorfee, THAT one I don't get, I know they are both movies and will rent them to figure out that comment ( see my parody "Honesty" if you don't believe me ). Johnny D- Thank you for the compliment, I know you did this several times yourself ( and saw that one of basically " I'm sick of BH " ).
I bought some powered water once but then I didn't know what the hell to add. What JD said. This has clever rhyme and wording. You done good Red Ant. JD and I have been around the block several times with this song and if we say it's good then it's good.
Thanks much Guy. Powered water? Sounds like Gatorade or Red Bull to me ( j/k, I have no room to talk about spelling mistakes :) ).
My good pal, the crimson insect, I didn't laugh...until I got to the North Korea/South Korea part!! Tanzania let me flow...oh man, that is funny!! And Queen actually sounds like they're saying that in the song!! Great work!!
Scrawny Johnny, I seriously hope that was a joke about not laughing untill that part............otherwise I have some prime real estate in Florida to sell you, along with all my packages of powdered water leftover. Glad you liked it though. ( sometimes a single line or two in a parody is enough to get the 5 for funny for me to if that is the case ).
Hey, man, don't worry...the whole parody is funny, but it didn't make me burst out loud laughing until that part. Plus, it's catchy. Last night, and all this morning, I've been randomly saying "North Korea/ South Korea/ Tanzania let me flow." I don't know, simple lines like that appeal to me b/c I'm a strange individual...
ROTFLMFAO!!! You get a 5 for funny on your next parody automatically from me ( unless it's about child molesters ).
Excellent ryhming and pacing.. Funny. Better than the first parody
Thanks again Dominic.
(ABC) Here's that one again. It still is just beyond my comprehension.
(ABC) Good one, Red Ant. I'm never sure what I will add. :D
(ABC05) I can't believe the less-than-generous comments for this - I think it's great Red Ant - the whole idea of powdered water, and the execution to a tough OS - 555 from me
(ABC) See above!
(ABC) To be honest, Antman, not one of your very best...but a mighty effort on an OS I've yet to tackle, and on probably the oddest topic I've ever come across on this site. So; BRAVO! 555
(ABC) Creative concept, but some lines were completely off simply to rhyme with the original... like the majority of the second verse. I just oculdnt' see how it related to people being fooled into buying powdered water. Funny nonetheless.
(ABC05) Cleverly done, Red Ant. 555
Intriguing and kind of fun... {$pedant+}isn't the past tense of "copywrite" "copywritten", though?{$pedant-}
Thanks Agrimorfee, Pat, Stu, Johnny D, Kristof, Luke, Rick, and Phil. Phil, I misspelled "copyright" there, "copyrighted" is acceptable I believe. Typos, typos......
ABC--lots of things to smile about...not least of all the idea...and I agree that this is a hell of an OS to try...=)
ABC: Well done, first stanza had me chuckling! Good job on a tough song.
Thanks Arwen and Jeff.
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