Song Parodies -> "Flat Bottomed Flasks"

Original Song Title:

"Fat Bottomed Girls"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Flat Bottomed Flasks"

Parody Written by:

Seth

The Lyrics

Anyone who has worked in an organic chem lab should appreciate this. ;-)

Are you gonna run this reaction right?
Are the reagents gonna fight?
Are you gonna get a decent yield?
Flat bottomed flasks you make Organic Chem my field...

I was just a young lab rat
Never knew beakers from flasks
But I knew mechanisms; they were in my dreams
Left alone inside the lab
Put some nitric in the flask
With sulfuric acid and some toluene...

I've been heating on a plate
Got data chalked on the slate
I've seen each intermediate on the way
But their appeal is so low compared to that for which I go
Sweet sweet 2,4,6-trinitrotoluene...

Are you gonna run this reaction right?
Are the reagents gonna fight?
Are you gonna get a decent yield?
Flat bottomed flasks you make Organic Chem my field

Hey listen here!
The reaction it is done, now it's time to have some fun
Ain't no blasting caps in this locality
Oh, but I'll still get my pleasure, I've got my greatest treasure
Big Big BOOM BOOM, you done made a big man of me

Are you gonna run this reaction right?
Are the reagents gonna fight?
Are you gonna get a decent yield?
Flat bottomed flasks you make Organic Chem my field
Flat bottomed flasks you make Organic Chem my field

Get on your coats and cook!

Flat bottomed flasks
Flat bottomed flasks

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