In the beginning-
Back in 1983-
There was a slight problem-
Crap directors were roaming free-
Heave a great sigh
Get up from the couch and pee-
My name's Wes Craven, I've got no money-
Not for long, now it's time-
New genre, has been born
Anyway the blood flows, Long as it don't splatter on me,
On me

Jason, just killed a man,
Put a knife against his face,
Just another masked headcase,
Man, the film had just begun,
But now the main star's just been blown away-
Friday 13th
Didn't mean to make you sigh-
If I'm not on the set this time tomorrow-
Film on, film on, so long as the blood splatters-

Too late, his time is up,
Freddy just severed his spine-
This series only cost a dime,
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-
Gotta leave you all and go meet the crew.
Man, ooo- (any way the blood flows)
I'm not that creative,
I sometimes wish I'd never been to film school-

Solo

I see a little sillouetto of a blade,
Slash and kill, slash and kill will you do the stereotypes-
Pretty unenlightening-not so very frightening me-
Gorey lay on, Gorey lay on,
Gorey lay on, Gorey lay on,
Gorey lay on figures so- But in comes dough-
But I'm just a rich guy and I've got a nice car-
He's just a rich guy from a rich company-
Spare him his cash from this copycat lawsuit-
New genre has been born-,will you let me film-
Censorship! no-,we will not let him film-let him film-
Censorship! we will not let him film-let him film
Censorship! we will not let him-let me film
Will not let you film-let me film
Will not let you film- let me film
Come, on, let, me, film, Damn, you-
Cinema, Cinema, Cinema audience awaits-
Next release has a contract put aside for me,for me,for me-

So you think you can stop me by having a cry?-
So you think I should get actors who aren't always high?-
Oh God no-can't take a hint God no-
Just gotta get more-just gotta get more sucked in teens-

Fake blood really splatters,
For the pimple faced teens,
Fake blood really splatters-

fake blood really splatters for teens.