-> "Afghanistan Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Afghanistan Rhapsody"
Parody Written by:
Savannah
The Lyrics
Is this Al-quaeda?
Are they just psychopaths?
They work for Osama
Hijacking aircrafts
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
Aeroplanes crashing in New York City
Because it's easy to start a war
That's what aeroplanes are for
Every time a bomb drops
It doesn't matter to George B
Dubya - can't kill the man
Osama isn't dead so we'll just pretend instead
Dubya - the war has just begun
Don't worry British troops are on their way
Dubya - ooooh
Osama just won't die
And if he isn't dead this time tomorrow
Drop a bomb, drop a bomb
And leave Kabul in tatters
Too late, we're losing face
Osama isn't dead so we'll kill Saddam instead
Lucky that Iraq is right next door
We'll just make up a crime to bomb them for
Dubya - ooooh
Somebody must die
And anyone from the Middle East will do
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Drop a bomb, drop a bomb
Just in case it's Osama
Carpet bombs galore are
Dropped on Tora Bora
Guantanamo (Guantanamo) Guantanamo (Guantanamo)
Cuba's Guantanamo Bay - and Camp X-ray
I am a rich man from a rich family
(Bush is a rich man from a rich family
Spare him the shame of a US defeat)
Easy to start a war
That's what bombs are for
Osama - no, we will not let him go (let him go)
Osama - we will not let him go (let him go)
Osama - we will not let him go (let him go)
We will not let him go
Never let him go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, Mullah Omar, Mullah Omar, Mullah Omar's broken free
Ariel Sharon at least will take the heat off me (off me, off meeeeee!)
So you think you can fly planes into the twin towers
And wreck the Pentagon in under two hours
O-sama, got to kill you Osama
Just gotta find out, just gotta find out where you're hiding
Kabul is in tatters
Everyone can see
Afghanistan's in tatters
It doesn't matter to George B.
(Every time a bomb drops....)
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