-> "Abra Catastrophe"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Abra Catastrophe"
The Lyrics
Timmy Turner:
Is this the real life?
or just what crocker sees?
is he magic thanks to one of my fairies
open your eyes
look up to the skies and see
Cosmo:
it's raining shrimp puffs nasty and so yucky
Wanda:
when will you let me go
Mr. Crocker:
i will not let you go hahahahaha no
i shall never set you free
Wanda:
set me free
Timmy Turner:
Wanda my magic bag protected me from crockers spell
but things ain't going that well Wanda that son of a gun
Mr. Crocker has taken you away
Wanda....Ooo
didn't mean to get you caught if your not
out of there this time tommorow were all
doomed were all doomed under crockers
power
Timmy Turner:
Too late now cosmos gone it's up to you and me
will ya help me bippy?
Bippy:
(singing in monkey) goodbye timmy turner i've
got to go those banana nut muffins look so good
Timmy Turner:
Wanda Ooo (wanda: when will you let me go?)
don't wanna be a shrimp puff i sometimes wish
i'd never been born at all
(spoken by cosmo: you've got it timmy!)
(spoken by timmy: NO! NOT LITTERALLY!)
(timmy gets poofed away)
(spoken by cosmo: hey where did timmy go? timmy tiiiimmy)
(operatic verse)
Wanda:
i was caught by that fairy hunting man
Mr. Crocker:
finnally finnally! i've proven fairies are real
Timmy Turner:
thunder bolts and lightning and crocker are frightening me
Wanda:
just let me go!
Mr. Crocker:
won't let you go!
Wanda:
just let me go!
Mr. Crocker:
won't you go!
Wanda:
just let me go! let me go!
Mr. Crocker:
won't let you go!
Timmy Turner:
i'm just a young boy nobody loves me
Everyone:
he's just a young boy Ooo his hat is pink
Timmy Turner:
can't you see that crocker is after me!
Wanda:
easy come easy go will you let me go
Mr. Crocker:
poor wanda! No! i will not let you go
Wanda:
let me go
Mr. Crocker:
poor wanda! i will not let you go
Wanda:
let me go
Mr. Crocker:
poor wanda! i will not let you go
Wanda:
let me go
Mr. Crocker:
will not let you go
Wanda:
let me go
Mr. Crocker:
will not let you go
Wanda:
oh let me go
(spoken by mr. crocker: whats today?)
(spoken by wanda: wednesday)
Mr. Crocker:
(returns to singing) thursday friday never! never! never! let you go!
Wanda:
let me go!
Mr. Crocker:
no no no no!
Cosmo:
hey mister crazy mister crazy meet mister fairy fist!
Mr. Crocker:
that strong fairy has some beatings put aside for me for me for me
(tea party music)
(switches into hard rock music)
Timmy's Turner's Mom:
i will go for his teeth
Timmy Turner's Dad:
and i'll claw out his eyes
Mr. Crocker:
no more magic from fairies i'm gonna cry!
Timmy Turner:
oh muffin! my last wish on this muffin is everything was
back back to the way that it was
(slow music)
Cosmo&Wanda:
ooo yeah ooo yeah
Timmy:
i wish that nobody nobody i know i wish that nobody
remebered this let's go!
Mr. Crocker:
fairies are real!
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