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i want to watch lance bike
i want to watch lance bicycle
i want lance to win the tour de france

you say condie i say white
you say hillary i think she might
you say The Ring i say
hey man, saw the Return of the King more than I saw Star Wars!

you say michael i say moore
you say god, give me the score
you say lord, i say christ
i don't believe that jesus bled half as much as gibson said
all i wanna do is

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i want to watch lance bicycle
i want to watch lance bike
i want to watch lance bicycle
i want lance to win the tour de...

bulimic ladies are acting today
so forget all your atkins, oh yeah
aderol'd girls will be driving today
so look out for those beauties, oh yeah
on your mark, get set, blow!

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you say dean i say scary
you say john i say kerry
Yee Haw i say cool it man
I don't want to be the President of America
you say trump, i say cheese
martha stewart, oh god please...
economy, i say jesus
i don't want to be the one that's tacked for high gas prices or iraq
cause all i want to do is

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i want to watch lance bicycle
i want to watch lance bike
i want to watch lance bicycle
i want lance to win the tour de france.