coughing and sneezing
occasional headaches
runny and stopped up
and of course all those body aches

use up a box
of tissue in just a day


sleepy all the time
you always feel sleepy
well ya lay in bed all the day
nothing else you just lay
and bored out of your head
that is the way that flu's can be
can be


*******

Mama need more coughdrops
and i also need more tissue
"TV Guide" the new issue
mama you just gave me tissues
but now I gotta throw them all away


mama (Ooo) coughing up flem all the time
I hope that I get over this tomorrow
'cause I hate yes I hate oh I hate influenza


*******


Too late soar throats have come
sends shivers down my spine
body's aching all the time
well now everybody I'm feeling bad
I feel like my nose is stuck together with glue


mama (Ooo) (oh my stupid clogged nose)
I feel like I'll die! and now I need some more
cherry coughdrops


(operatic verse)


I see a little booger hangin' out my nose
cough cough cough cough cough cough
and I'm gonna sneeze oh no!
I feel so miserable very very madening me


I need coughdrops (I need tissue)
need "TV Guide" (the new issue)
cause I'll nedd something to do
whilst I achoo


I am so dern bored
so I'll watch TV


there's a commercial
movie's on DVD
spare me my life from this monstrosity!


now guys I gotta go
gotta blow my nose!


Achoo! Cough now I've got a bad soar throat
a soar throat


Achoo! Cough I've got a bad soar throat
a soar throat


Achoo! Cough I've got a bad soar throat
a soar throat!


a soar throat
really bad soar throat


hurts to cough
but I gotta cough


so here I go
cough cough cough cough cough sniff sniff


Oh mama mia mama mia
mama mia stopped up nose


the cold and flu season has a fun time with me
with me poor me


(heavy metal verse where a sick person would try to headbang but end up sneezing and getting snot all over they're night shirt I'd know I was in that situation last cold & flu season)


So you think you can stop my nose and pink my eye
so you think you can make me feel like I'd die!
it's working let me tell you it's working
now I gotta drink gotta drink my fruit juices now


(slow music)


Achoo Achoo


gotta get some coughdrops and some more tissue
and I'm still looking for
the "TV Guide" the new issue


gotta see what's on Tv...