-> "Robotech Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Robotech Rhapsody"
Parody Written by:
Jason Maier
The Lyrics
(All characters)
Is this our real life?
Is this just some fallacy?
Caught in this war zone
Can't escape this brutality
(Lynn MinMay)
Opened my eyes
Looked up to the skies to see
(Lynn Kyle)
I'm just a bad boy, I need some empathy
(Lynn MinMay)
Because he's easy come, easy go
Feeling fine, don't you know
(Bowie Grant)
Anywhere this war goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me
(Azonia)
Khyron, just killed a man
Place the sword up to his head
Swung the blade and now he's dead
Khyron, life was so much fun
(Rico, Bron and Konda)
But now you had to blow them all away
Khyron, noooooooooooo!
Didn't need to see them die
(Kim, Vanessa, Sammie)
If we're not on the show again tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, because we don't really matter
(Ben Dixon & Roy Fokker)
Oh great, our time has come
Felt shivers in our spines
Wars we're fighting all the time
Goodbye everybody – we've just got to go
Going to leave you all behind to face the news
(Rick Hunter)
Big brother . . . noooooooooooo! (Anywhere this war goes)
(Rick Hunter & Claudia Grant)
Why'd they have to die?
We sometimes wish we didn't have to fight this war at all
(Bowie's guitar solo)
(Robotech Masters)
We see a little silhouetto of a world
(Invid Regess)
On this world, on this world – we have got to find the flowers
(Lisa Hayes)
Veritechs are fighting – really really startling thing
(Breetai & Exedore)
Protoculture, Protoculture,
Protoculture, Protoculture,
Protoculture Figaro – that's the word
(Khyron)
I'm just a bad boy, nobody likes me
(Lisa/Gloval/Claudia/Kim/Sammie/Vanessa/Rick/Max/Roy/Ben/Miriya/Breetai/Exedore)
He's just a bad boy, from a bad family
Save all our lives from his audacity
(Khyron)
Easy come, easy go – will you let me go?
(Lisa/Gloval/Claudia/Kim/Sammie/Vanessa/Rick/Max/Roy/Ben/Miriya/Breetai/Exedore)
Hey Khyron! – No we will not let you go (Azonia & Grel) let him go!
(Lisa/Gloval/Claudia/Kim/Sammie/Vanessa/Rick/Max/Roy/Ben/Miriya/Breetai/Exedore)
Hey Khyron! We will not let you go (Azonia & Grel) let him go!
(Lisa/Gloval/Claudia/Kim/Sammie/Vanessa/Rick/Max/Roy/Ben/Miriya/Breetai/Exedore)
Hey Khyron! We will not let you go (Khyron) let me go!
(Lisa/Gloval/Claudia/Kim/Sammie/Vanessa/Rick/Max/Roy/Ben/Miriya/Breetai/Exedore)
Will not let you go (Khyron) let me go (never)
(Lisa/Gloval/Claudia/Kim/Sammie/Vanessa/Rick/Max/Roy/Ben/Miriya/Breetai/Exedore)
Never let you go (Khyron) let me go
Never let me go – ooooooh
(Lisa/Gloval/Claudia/Kim/Sammie/Vanessa/Rick/Max/Roy/Ben/Miriya/Breetai/Exedore)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
(Khyron)
Oh Azonia, Azonia, Azonia let me go
(Max)
Miriya has a very big surprise for me, for me, for me, for meeeeeeee!
(Bowie's second guitar solo and commence head banging and slam dancing by all characters)
(Scott/Rook/Lancer/Annie/Lunk/Rand)
So you think you can conquer and plunder us all?
If you think you can stop us, you sure got some balls
Oh Invid, we like fighting the Invid
(Invid Regess)
Just got to get out, just got to get the hell out of here!
(Bowie's final guitar solo)
(All characters)
Oooooooo, oooh yeah, oooh yeah, Oooooooo
(Rick Hunter)
Lisa really matters
Everyone can see
Lisa really matters – Lisa really matters to me (Rick and Lisa kiss)
(All characters)
Anywhere this war goes . . . .
p.s. In memory of Ulpio Minnuci (1917-2007) and Bill Capizzi (1937-2007)
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