-> "Politician Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Politician Rhapsody"
Parody Written by:
Johnny B Goode
The Lyrics
Is this the real vote?
Is this just fantasy?
Won in a landslide, no escaping reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies, and see…
Dems are the poor men, they need no sympathy
Because they’re easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the vote goes
Doesn’t really matter to me
To me…
Mama…
My vote was cast
Sends shivers down my spine, mind is aching all the time
Goodbye, common sense
I had to go
Guess I left it all behind to face the truth…
Mama…ooo…anyway the vote goes
I don’t wanna try
I sometimes wish I’d never tried to vote at all….
I see a very little politician man
President Bush, President Bush, do you deny the issues?
Mudslinging and pandering
Very very frightening me
President Bush
Senator Kerry
President Bush
Senator Kerry
President Bush President Bush President Bush is a liar
Obvious-us-us-us
Dems are the poor men, the public doesn’t love them
Dems are just poor men, who tried to run for office
Spare them their lives from this humiliation
Easy come, easy go, will you let us go
No way, men! NAAHHHH!!!!
We will not let you go! Let them go!
No way, men! NAAHHHH!!!!
We will not let you go! Let them go!
No way, men! NAAHHHH!!!!
We will not let you go! Let us go!
Will not let you go! Let us go!
Will not let you go! Let us go!
Will not let us go! Let us go!
O-o-o
No no no no no no NO!
Oh, mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go.
Republicans have a real bitch put aside for me
For me, for me....
(Guitar riff)
So you think you can stop me and spit in my tie
So you think you can pander me and leave me to die?
Oh, neocons...
Can't do this to me, neocons...
Just gotta abstain
Just gotta not vote at all...
No candidate matters
Everybody knows
No candidate matters...to me
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