Where did I arr-ive?
My site I can "naw" see.
Where did the LAN hide?
Done escaped connectivity.
Internet guys,
Have put a disguise on me.
There is no pure joy, (pure joy) I need some synchronies,
I want it easy come, easy go,
Want to eye this site so,
404 this so blows, what the hell's the matter PC, PEE-CEE?
Drama, don't need this man!
Wanted fun on Internet,
404 is all I get.
Comma, did I for-get one,
'Cause now upon my site I cannot play.
Drama oo-oo oh oo,
It's so mean, I don't know why,
I think this screen will look the same tomorrow,
Very wrong, very wrong, I get nothing but get madder.
My baud rate, something's a-bum,
Something is mal-aligned,
Just like Microsoft tells time.
Betcha any money - my IP's slow,
And it's lagging far behind; its pace obtuse.
Drama oo-oo oh oo, (404 this so blows)
Something's gone awry,
Does someone phish? I've never been warned at all.
(short guitar solo, proceeds into faster part)
I hate this little silly "Net-o" of a LAN,
Whatta
chooch , Whatta chooch, this is just so gol-dango,
Million volts like lightning runnin' through this fast PC.
404-Oh, 404-Oh
404-Oh, 404-Oh
404-Oh, figure yo! - Why won't it go?
I'm on this PC - I'm never lucky,
He's on his PC, there's an a-nomaly.
Spare him a slice of connec-tiv-ity!
PC runs, PC slow, will it ever go.
It's still a NO! - It will not even go - It won't go!
It's still a NO! - It will not even go - It won't go!
It's still a NO! - It will not even go - It won't go!
Still not even go - It goes no
404 uh-oh - It's a no.
404 uh-oh
Four-oh-four-oh-four-oh-four oh!
Got idea, an idea,
an idea, an idea,
an idea, figure-yo; makin' it go-oh-oh-oh.
I'll bounce the hub and I'll level out this old P-C-E-E
P-C-E-E
PC!
(guitar bridge)
So for now you have stopped me - you out wit this guy?
I may just get lucky and fix will apply.
Just maybe - I can get there just maybe,
Just gonna bounce, just make it bounce right outta gear.
(guitar solo)
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing makes me madder,
Then this old PC.
Nothing makes me madder - nothing makes me madder, you see.
(instrumental ending)
404 does so blow...
(fade out)