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Song Parodies -> "He Will Stalk You/We Are The Camera. Live At 10"
Original Song Title:
"We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"He Will Stalk You/We Are The Camera. Live At 10"
Parody Written by:
Michael E Cormier
The Lyrics
Decided to give myself a challenge at writing a parody to this song, and started on February 13th at 5:30 pm and finished up at 11:30 pm, so it took me six hours with a three and a half hour break in between. It's all about the paparazzi, and the golden starlets that they follow around. Hope you like it.
HE WILL STALK YOU
Honey, you're annoyed
With the pic boy
Laying in the street
You're gonna need a big man who's brave
Who's got scars on his face
To scare away
This dink who wants a picture today
Drinkin'?
He will, he will stalk you
He will, he will stalk you
Money for a young ma'am
Hard times, coming
Be discreet. You're gonna take all your meds today
You're on drugs, and he'll chase
For pics that pay
Weaving your van, or any disgrace
He will, he will stalk you
(Hit him!)
He will, he will stalk you
Honey, they have sold fans
More plans leaking
If your guys gonna take you to some big par-tay
Ya got coke on your face
He lies in wait
Til he gets a crack at your big pic of digrace
He will, he will stalk you
(Click, Click)
He will, he will stalk you
(Show Your Body)
He will, he will stalk you
(Grin)
He will, he will stalk you
(No Rights)
WE ARE THE CAMERA, LIVE AT 10
We get our clues
Half of the time
From those with vengeance
Just bitter of your life
That's why we take
Those shots of you
That's why we run and click at your face
To sell to the news
(It just goes on and on and on and on)
(Chorus)
(CHORUS)
We are the camera. Live at 10
So please keep on smiling. I need a Benz
We need a racy shot.
We need a flashing shot.
No time is too cursed
Cause we are the camera.
Flash us, girls.
You've broken your vows
And made some bad calls
You've got the fame and firecrotch
You know they sold undies, didn't you
Down at the mall?
But it's been said that you're dozy
You know that you're screwed
We'll constantly try to catch you all in disgrace
When you're drunk on booze.
(Killing the buzz you're on, you're on, you're on, you're on)
(Chorus)
(CHORUS)
We are the camera. Live at 10
And we'll keep you frightened 'til you're dead
We are the camera
We will just hammer ya
Pose & smile for losers
Cause we are the camera.
Got ya girls.
We are the camera. Live at 10
And we'll be there hiding 'til you're pissed
We got the cameras
We know the path you're on
She paid for my pool, sir
cause I caught her with no panties on
Honey, you're annoyed
With the pic boy
Laying in the street
You're gonna need a big man who's brave
Who's got scars on his face
To scare away
This dink who wants a picture today
Drinkin'?
He will, he will stalk you
He will, he will stalk you
Money for a young ma'am
Hard times, coming
Be discreet. You're gonna take all your meds today
You're on drugs, and he'll chase
For pics that pay
Weaving your van, or any disgrace
He will, he will stalk you
(Hit him!)
He will, he will stalk you
Honey, they have sold fans
More plans leaking
If your guys gonna take you to some big par-tay
Ya got coke on your face
He lies in wait
Til he gets a crack at your big pic of digrace
He will, he will stalk you
(Click, Click)
He will, he will stalk you
(Show Your Body)
He will, he will stalk you
(Grin)
He will, he will stalk you
(No Rights)
WE ARE THE CAMERA, LIVE AT 10
We get our clues
Half of the time
From those with vengeance
Just bitter of your life
That's why we take
Those shots of you
That's why we run and click at your face
To sell to the news
(It just goes on and on and on and on)
(Chorus)
(CHORUS)
We are the camera. Live at 10
So please keep on smiling. I need a Benz
We need a racy shot.
We need a flashing shot.
No time is too cursed
Cause we are the camera.
Flash us, girls.
You've broken your vows
And made some bad calls
You've got the fame and firecrotch
You know they sold undies, didn't you
Down at the mall?
But it's been said that you're dozy
You know that you're screwed
We'll constantly try to catch you all in disgrace
When you're drunk on booze.
(Killing the buzz you're on, you're on, you're on, you're on)
(Chorus)
(CHORUS)
We are the camera. Live at 10
And we'll keep you frightened 'til you're dead
We are the camera
We will just hammer ya
Pose & smile for losers
Cause we are the camera.
Got ya girls.
We are the camera. Live at 10
And we'll be there hiding 'til you're pissed
We got the cameras
We know the path you're on
She paid for my pool, sir
cause I caught her with no panties on
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Best parody I've ever read with the word 'firecrotch' in it...hee hee.
Thx Meriadoc. I knew with the subject matter I chose that I was gonna sneak a reference to "firecrotch" in there somewhere. Thx 4 the compliment.
Extending Merry's comment "Only song with the word Firecrotch I've ever read". . .very creepy, very funny, and very original. . I liked everything about this Mike
An f15 job on a tough tune to parody.
Laughs from start to finish :) Firecrotch caught my eye as well, or is that wishful thinking?
like this
Thanks for the compliments all. I was just sitting around yesterday, and thought of this idea, and It's good to know that I can write under the gun. I might take more time on my next parody though. I had a blast writing this one, but until it was already submitted, I didn't realize that I used the word "Disgrace" 3 times, and it was even mispelled once(Digrace...>< DOH!!!!!.lmao
Thanks again. Glad nobody held my spelling or repetition of a word against me. :)
(SOTM) Yeah I caught that...I never hold misspellings against anyone, because I am guiltee of that offen. (:)). All in all, excellent work; I liked the "Champions" section more, because the subject matter was much clearer and I didn't get the "weaving your van" line.
The "Weaving Your Van" lyric was in reference to the numerous numbers of these famous ladies being charged with DUI offenses, and the money to be made by selling a pic that was taken at the scene of a celebs low point. If in doubt, consider that Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Nicole Richie, Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Michelle Rodriguez, and Cynthia Watros have all faced DUI charges. One disgraceful pic taken at the scene with a celeb acting intoxicated would net the photog a nice "Kaching" with tabloids paying big bucks for such photos. I hope this clarifies any confusion over my lyric Agrimorfee. Thanks for your comment :)
Meriadoc, B.A.D and Michael: Firecrotch wasn't even in my F-words song, but then again neither was fellatio as someone so graciously pointed out in its comments. Now with two down and just one hundred and ninety-eight to go I'm a whole percent on my way towards a follow up. Thanx! :-)
Oooo-hooo-hooo-hoooo.... I don't think I ever got to do this before, but I think it's time for... Yes! A shameless plug!!! http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/disney9.shtml BOO-YAH!!!
(SOTM-FEB08) Those dirty paparotsies. They should be ashamed of themselves for bothering nice wholesome folks like Britney and Paris and the like. Heh heh. I like this.
Great
(SOTM) Now this is clever! Nice work taking on the topic from both perspectives. It looks like there's some pacing issues in the 'Champions' bit, but then again I haven't heard this variation, so I may be wrong. 555 piccies of you!
"So please keep on smiling. I need a Benz", "She paid for my pool, sir"
and the aformentioned "firecrotch" stuck out (though with all celebs going shaved these days, spotting a true firecrotch is impossible...). Solid work, Mike: I think I'll take a screenshot of this parody. =)
(SOTM) Ha, yeah...because you know the celebs *never* bring it upon themselves ; )
(SOTM) See above statement---very cool that you did these together too by the way.
Yeah, doing them together runs like the album. Well done, I enjoyed both parts.
Super story-telling. As others have said, extra kudos for getting the two songs together.
This was awesome! 5s
Nice job on the combo-write. I liked the subs for the "to the end" line from the OS.
SOTM- A good commentary of the madness of the media. Kudos for doing both parts. Very well done, Michael.
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