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Song Parodies -> "Dairy Queen"
Original Song Title:
"Killer Queen"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"Dairy Queen"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
My son was still hardly
Getting enough chocolate
"Can we buy cake?", he asks
Someone named Antoinette
All you pinball wizards
You can go taste a Blizzard
At anytime an ice cream shoppe
You can't decline
Sundaes and banana splits
They are so etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
It's a Dairy Queen
All kinds of ice cream
Oh well, you know what I mean
Guaranteed to cool your mind
Anytime
Every item has a price
Cool treats for your appetite
Wanna try?
Don't make a complication
And nothing's quite a big mistake
No tribulation
For tasting Oreo milkshakes
Peanut buster parfaits
And hot caramel sundaes
Banana lickety-splits
Lay off Baskin Robbins
Blizzards came shaken and quite stirred
I would hardly take the word
Fast, flurrious, and delight
It's a Dairy Queen
All kinds of ice cream
Oh well, you know what I mean
Guaranteed to cool your mind
Anytime
Hot dogs and some chicken tenders
The malts were tasted better
Enjoy a fine dish of sweet revenge
Better served cold, remember?
What had totally drove you mild? Mild?!
It's all out to serve you
It's a Dairy Queen
All kinds of ice cream
Oh well, you know what I mean
Guaranteed to cool your mind
Anytime
Every item has a price
Cool treats for your appetite
Wanna try? You wanna try?
Getting enough chocolate
"Can we buy cake?", he asks
Someone named Antoinette
All you pinball wizards
You can go taste a Blizzard
At anytime an ice cream shoppe
You can't decline
Sundaes and banana splits
They are so etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
It's a Dairy Queen
All kinds of ice cream
Oh well, you know what I mean
Guaranteed to cool your mind
Anytime
Every item has a price
Cool treats for your appetite
Wanna try?
Don't make a complication
And nothing's quite a big mistake
No tribulation
For tasting Oreo milkshakes
Peanut buster parfaits
And hot caramel sundaes
Banana lickety-splits
Lay off Baskin Robbins
Blizzards came shaken and quite stirred
I would hardly take the word
Fast, flurrious, and delight
It's a Dairy Queen
All kinds of ice cream
Oh well, you know what I mean
Guaranteed to cool your mind
Anytime
Hot dogs and some chicken tenders
The malts were tasted better
Enjoy a fine dish of sweet revenge
Better served cold, remember?
What had totally drove you mild? Mild?!
It's all out to serve you
It's a Dairy Queen
All kinds of ice cream
Oh well, you know what I mean
Guaranteed to cool your mind
Anytime
Every item has a price
Cool treats for your appetite
Wanna try? You wanna try?
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Sir, this is a random joy to read ! Very playful.
I like this
This was cute--a few minor pacing misses but overall one of your better parodies. Great title switch!
Simply delicious read, Sir BlessedRanger! Wish I could have an ice cream cone right now . . .
Not bad.
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