-> "Nutritional Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nutritional Rhapsody"
The Lyrics
Here comes my appetite.
I'm feeling hun-gry
Don't mind the calories
Cos this meat tastes so good to me
Open the can,
My taste buds demand a treat
I'm just a white bread,
I don't eat healthfully,
Because I love it fried, love it broiled,
Noodles plain, noodles oiled,
Take me to a food store
Where there is Hormel meat for me
For me
Mama,
I love my spam,
Served cold or add some heat,
I adore that pseudo meat
Mama,
Lunch has just begun,
Let's pop the tab, and eat without delay.
Mama, ooh,
I've got a large supply,
If you need more, don't feel you'll need to borrow
Have some fun,
Eat a ton.
It'll never make you fatter.
Too late,
This can is gone
Sends ripples through my soul
For it filled a spamless hole
Listen now, everybody,
It's time you know,
Less sodium is crap, and that's the truth.
Mama, ooh,
I don't want some pie,
If I want sweets I'd get a myself a doughnut
(operetta)
Love the little mystery that sits inside a can
Slowly chew, slowly chew
Have your taste take a furlough.
Get a jolt through biting,
A little mayo you might need
(Little mayo)
Little mayo
(Little mayo)
Little mayo, little mayo and a roll
Magnifico
I'm just a spam whore
Nobody feeds me
(chorus)
He's just a spam whore looking kind of scraggily
Bring him some spam
And he'll go quietly.
Wanna taste,
Wanna snack,
Will you let me snack?
Sir Daigneau!
No, we will not let you snack.
(Let him snack!)
Sir Daigneau!
We will not let you snack
(Let him snack!)
Sir Daigneau!
We will not let you snack
(Let me snack)
Will not let you snack
(Let me snack)
Will not let you snack
(Let me snack)
Ah No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh spam on pita,
Spam on pita
Spam on pita, let me snack
Spam by the tub is a heaven I will seek for me, for me, for me
(rocker)
So you think I'm Hawaiian and that I eat poi
So you think I'm Hawaiian for the spam brings me joy.
Oh, baby,
I'm American, baby,
Just leave the spam out,
Leave the spam out with a beer
(cool down)
Nutrition never matters
Let me have my treat
Nutrition never matters
Nutrition never matters to me
With a little mayo.
(gong)
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