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Song Parodies -> "We Will Stalk You (Look For The Cameras)"
Original Song Title:
"We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"We Will Stalk You (Look For The Cameras)"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
First half is from the perspective of the paparazzi, second half is from the celebrity. Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNWvNEPsilI
You think you're a star, making big bucks
Jogging down the street, pushing little kids out your way
You're out stuffing your face
Think you're so great
We'll follow you all over the place
Snap it!
We will, we will stalk you
We will, we will stalk you
Our guys get a bad rap, our men
Hiding on the street, gotta get those shots to get paid
See those zits on your face?
They're now front page
Smile for the camera, we won't go away
We will, we will stalk you (Snap it!)
We will, we will stalk you
If you are a young man, old man
We will catch you live doing something you'll fear one day
We're in your breathing space
Outside your place
Somebody should've told you this is what you'll face!
We will, we will stalk you (Snap it!)
We will, we will stalk you (Paparazzi!)
We will, we will stalk you
We will, we will stalk you
Oh God!
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I'm in the news
All of the time
All of these peasants
Think my fashion's a crime
All my mistakes
They're in the news
I've fought back rabid fans up in my faceWith camera crews!
The camera's always on, they're on, they're on, they're on
Look for the cameras, my friends
Cause they'll be there waiting for a wreck
Look for the cameras
Can't hide from cameras
Don't ride in cruisers
Cause there will be cameras, 'round the world
Don't mess with a crowd
That look's so last fall
You have all this fame and fortune
and everything that goes with it...
Don't lose it all.
You have time for all your poses
But keep your cool
Cause if you lose your hot temper and punch some dude in the face
It's worldwide news!
The cameras always on, they're on, they're on, they're on!
Look for the cameras, my friends
Cause they'll be there waiting for a mess
Look for the cameras
Can't hide from cameras
Don't go on benders
Cause there will be cameras, 'round the world
Look for the cameras, my friends
They'll be there when you're not at your best
Look for the cameras
Can't hide from cameras
Don't be a loser
Cause there will be cameras...
Jogging down the street, pushing little kids out your way
You're out stuffing your face
Think you're so great
We'll follow you all over the place
Snap it!
We will, we will stalk you
We will, we will stalk you
Our guys get a bad rap, our men
Hiding on the street, gotta get those shots to get paid
See those zits on your face?
They're now front page
Smile for the camera, we won't go away
We will, we will stalk you (Snap it!)
We will, we will stalk you
If you are a young man, old man
We will catch you live doing something you'll fear one day
We're in your breathing space
Outside your place
Somebody should've told you this is what you'll face!
We will, we will stalk you (Snap it!)
We will, we will stalk you (Paparazzi!)
We will, we will stalk you
We will, we will stalk you
Oh God!
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I'm in the news
All of the time
All of these peasants
Think my fashion's a crime
All my mistakes
They're in the news
I've fought back rabid fans up in my faceWith camera crews!
The camera's always on, they're on, they're on, they're on
Look for the cameras, my friends
Cause they'll be there waiting for a wreck
Look for the cameras
Can't hide from cameras
Don't ride in cruisers
Cause there will be cameras, 'round the world
Don't mess with a crowd
That look's so last fall
You have all this fame and fortune
and everything that goes with it...
Don't lose it all.
You have time for all your poses
But keep your cool
Cause if you lose your hot temper and punch some dude in the face
It's worldwide news!
The cameras always on, they're on, they're on, they're on!
Look for the cameras, my friends
Cause they'll be there waiting for a mess
Look for the cameras
Can't hide from cameras
Don't go on benders
Cause there will be cameras, 'round the world
Look for the cameras, my friends
They'll be there when you're not at your best
Look for the cameras
Can't hide from cameras
Don't be a loser
Cause there will be cameras...
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The whole thing was great, but the 1st half was my favorite. First time I've seen something from the paparazzis perspective in a while. SNAP IT
I really like this.
(AofA) I agree with Glen. The first half was cool because it was from the perspective of the paparazzi (which are much less written about than the celebrities perspective). Plus, I loved the agressive nature of the first half. It really has that strong, in-your-face presence that I imagine the paparazzi actually have. The second half is very sulky. I understand being in the lime-light can be stressful, but it's hard to feel sorry for someone who's rich and famous who's problems stem from being rich and famous. I liked this parody a lot though! Good job Abbott, solid work!
I kinda agree with the general consensus here. I loved the first part and I wish you just kept the whole Paparazzi thing going on throughout the entire song. I understand what you were doing here and it's kinda cool but I think if you just kept it about the Paparazzi it would have been better. Like I said earlier great job but it could have been better.
(Ages) (Singing) "I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me, Papa, Paparazzi!" LOL, I guess that's what Lady Gaga meant when I read your satire. A great description of how annoying paparazzi's are when they harass celebrities with taking private candid shots of them. However, there are celebs I know that are vain enough to enjoy the company of paparazzi's. Great work on this one!
(Ages) I personally enjoyed both halves, as well as the idea of using the dual single/video thingo to your advantage. I think the use of "peasants" and "don't be a loser" could've been changed so that the celeb singer would seem more sympathetic and less up-themself and whiny. Just my two cents. 555 cameras!
Nice twist. I liked what you did with it and thought you had some great lines, especially in the first part.
Ages...I also liked the first segment the most...but nice work throughout. Great job!
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