Buddy, he was spoiled as a young boy
Cranky and he screamed
“Wanna have my own way to-day.”
He had pout on his face
No trace of grace
Said his old man,
“We’ll put you in place.”

“We will, we will spank you.
We will, we will spank you.”

Buddy grew to young man, rich man
Buddy found a she,
Leather, laced, and a whip she craved
She had sin on her face
She said, “Let’s date.”
Woman had lady friend,
Now they’re a tres.

“We will, we will spank you.
we will, we will spank you.”

Buddy’s now an old man, sore man
Bruises on behind,
Likes to dream of those gold old days
He gets grin on his face
The late night dates
Some honey swattin’ south,
Those mem’ries elate.

“We will, we will spank you
We will, we will spank you.”