-> "Mohammedan Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Mohammedan Rhapsody"
The Lyrics
Is this the real life
Or seventh century
Caught in some mob strife
No escape to reality
Tamp down your rage, get past the Stone Age and see
I'm just a Jew boy, I get no sympathy
Cause I'm a dhimmi's son, dhimmi's bro
Harmless guy, no one's foe
Anyway the Spring goes, isn't gonna matter .. to me
Mullah, just drew a man
Put a bomb atop his head
Made his fingers bloody red
Mullah, it was just in fun
But now you've gone and set some cars aflame
Mullah, ooooooh, didn't mean to make you rage
If I somehow survive this to tomorrow
Clamor on, clamor on
As if justice really happened
Too late, my time has come
Feel the lash against my spine
Stump is bleeding all the time
Salaam everybody, I've got to go
Gonna leave ummah behind for a better place
Mullah, oooooh, your diin has gone awry
Sometimes I think Islam can't reform at all
I see a little infidel-o of a man
Hamdu 'lah, Hamdu 'lah will you make the conversion
Violence and terror, make you see your error, now
Ayatollah, Ayatollah ... Ayatollah, Ayatollah
Ayatollah Khomeini .. Sunnah Rasool!
I'm just a Jew boy, nobody loves me
He's just a Jew boy from a Zionist family
Go cleave his hand with this Shari'ah decree
Bleeding fast, bleeding slow; will you stanch the flow
Bismillah, NO! we will not stanch the flow (Stanch the flow!)
Bismillah, we will not stanch the flow (Stanch the flow!)
Bismillah, we will not stanch the flow (Stanch the flow!)
Will not stanch the flow (stanch the flow)
Will not stanch the flow (stanch the flow)
Will not stanch the flow (stanch the flow, oh oh ooh)
No, No, No, No,No, No, No
Mohammed Mia, Mohammed Mia
Mohammed Mia, stanch the flow
Shaytan Bazorg has the fire set aside
For thee, for thee, for THEE-EE-EE!
So you think you can flog me and say I blasphemed
So you think you squelch speech with Shari'ah decrees
Oh Muslims, you can't be doing this Muslims
Just gotta get out, get yourselves out of the past
Justice didn't happen, any one can see
Justice didn't happen
Justice didn't happen .. for me
Anyway the Spring goes ....
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