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Song Parodies -> "Voting Down "Kazoo" (A Meta-Parody)"
Original Song Title:
"Seaside Rendezvous"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"Voting Down "Kazoo" (A Meta-Parody)"
Parody Written by:
AdmiralMercurial
The Lyrics
Satire on two legs. Dedicated to... the three anonymous visitors who rated my first-ever parody 111 within hours of its posting and left no explanations. No hard feelings are intended here; the song is to be sung in the frustrated tone of a starving bohemian parody author just trying to keep himself alive. Note that these lyrics contain references to three previous Queen parodies: "Kazoo" (original song "Bijou"), my first parody -- http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/queen26.shtml "Fried Chicken" (original song "One Vision") -- http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/queen175.shtml "Footlong" (original song "Headlong") -- http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/queen31.shtml
Each night,
Whenever there's nothing on TV,
I merely navigate myself to Am I Right;
Sometimes, I think of a parody to write
And say I want you to review it if you can.
I like you truly;
You've offered me some compliments, so fine and review-ly.
But readers of parodies
Highly dependably
Voted down "Kazoo".
I feel like its pacing
Is respectably good,
And the words are in sync each time.
Sarcastic,
C'est "Bijou", tout rempli d'humeur!*
And at the risk of becoming
A bragging, conceited man:
I'm howlin' here -- it's so laughable.
[Instrumental Break]
You liked "Fried Chicken",
It was plain,
'Cause it got some approval here.
And "Footlong"
Brought a nice jolly bit of cheer.
And with no qualifications,
I can say for a fact:
"J'suis fier de les écrire!"**
Understand that you're nice:
Your positive feedback speaks to me;
Every upvote, I feel bright.
Meanwhile, I also think criticizing's fine.
I think you should've if my lyrics were so bad.
I'd be your Valentino,
But have you told me why there's "1"s on my parody? No.
Though it wasn't impeccable,
Still I don't get why y'all
Voted down "Kazoo". (It's unsolvable)
Voted down "Kazoo". (Wooh wooh)
Voted down "Kazoo". (So I made this.)
Whenever there's nothing on TV,
I merely navigate myself to Am I Right;
Sometimes, I think of a parody to write
And say I want you to review it if you can.
I like you truly;
You've offered me some compliments, so fine and review-ly.
But readers of parodies
Highly dependably
Voted down "Kazoo".
I feel like its pacing
Is respectably good,
And the words are in sync each time.
Sarcastic,
C'est "Bijou", tout rempli d'humeur!*
And at the risk of becoming
A bragging, conceited man:
I'm howlin' here -- it's so laughable.
[Instrumental Break]
You liked "Fried Chicken",
It was plain,
'Cause it got some approval here.
And "Footlong"
Brought a nice jolly bit of cheer.
And with no qualifications,
I can say for a fact:
"J'suis fier de les écrire!"**
Understand that you're nice:
Your positive feedback speaks to me;
Every upvote, I feel bright.
Meanwhile, I also think criticizing's fine.
I think you should've if my lyrics were so bad.
I'd be your Valentino,
But have you told me why there's "1"s on my parody? No.
Though it wasn't impeccable,
Still I don't get why y'all
Voted down "Kazoo". (It's unsolvable)
Voted down "Kazoo". (Wooh wooh)
Voted down "Kazoo". (So I made this.)
* French for "It's 'Bijou', filled with humour!" ** French for "I'm proud to have written them."
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Voting Results
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Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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