Song Parodies -> "Hillary: I Am The Champion"

Original Song Title:

"We Are The Champions"

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Original Performer:

"Hillary: I Am The Champion"

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The Lyrics

Hillary Clinton keeps telling people, "I want to be your champion," so let's have her sing it in a song . . .

I Am Your Champion

I've paid my dues,
Now it’s my time.
I've dumped my server,
But committed no crime.
And bad mistakes �'
I've made a few.
I've had my share of s*** kicked in my face,
But I've come through.

(BILL: And yet she just goes on and on, and on, and on)

I’ll be your champion, my friends,
And I'll keep obfuscating 'til the end.
I am your champion.
You are just chumps, friends.
I’ll help you losers,
'Cause I am the champion,
Of the world.

I've taken big fees,
And big foreign hauls,
You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it,
I thank you all.

But it's been no bed of roses,
No pleasure cruise.
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race,
And I ain't gonna lose.

(BILL: And yet she just goes on and on, and on, and on)

I’ll be your champion, my friends,
And I'll keep obfuscating 'til the end.
I am your champion.
You are just chumps, friends.
I’ll help you losers,
'Cause I am the champion,
Of the world.

I’ll be your champion, my friends,
And I'll keep campaigning 'til the end.
I am your champion.
You are just chumps, friends.
I’ll help you losers,
'Cause I am the champion.

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Patrick - May 01, 2015 - Report this comment

The media has anointed her the next president. Why? That she considers the voting public "losers" I've no doubt. And they will be if they vote for her, or the democratic machine manufactures sufficient votes.

Jonathan - May 01, 2015 - Report this comment

well hopefully she doesn't just win so she can become "the first woman president" after all look how well "the first black president" turned out and before people start jumping on me no I am not racist nor sexist I just think it should take more than the color of one's skin or whether or not they have ta-tas to decide if they would make a good president 5's

Heard it before - May 01, 2015 - Report this comment

Well, well Jonny boy turns out to be a sexist good ol' boy. Join Call me...whatever. Hillary Clinton as President would be a godsend compared to any repugnian candidate.

Jonathan - May 01, 2015 - Report this comment

^ funny enough I've heard your argument before too first it was "vote for Obama or you're racist!" and now it's "vote for Hillary or you're sexist!" the democratic party can be manipulative that's for sure but how about we let equal treatment actually MEAN equal treatment meaning that we evaluate candidates by their ability to do the job rather than the color of their skin or what body parts they have?

Anonymous - May 02, 2015 - Report this comment

How many of the repugnians will guarantee the freedoms of gay people, minorities, women, and seniors? How many will support legalization of marijuana nationwide and removal of our armed forces out of illegal war zones? How many will recognize scientifically proven global warming? How many will support healthcare reform and police reform? How many will support a person's constitutional rights over big business? Jonathan, you seem to be very naive.

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