-> "Saltash Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Saltash Rhapsody"
Parody Written by:
Jim Berry
The Lyrics
Saltash Rhapsody
Is it a Cornish town?
Is it just fantasy?
Too close to Devon,
To escape from reality,
Open your eyes there’s real pasty pies for tea,
I’m a Saltash boy,
I need no sympathy,
Because I’m easy come, easy go,
Fore Street high, Fore Street low,
Anywhere the bridge goes, doesn’t really matter to me, to me.
Janner, just killed a man
Threw a pasty at his head,
Once he ate it he was dead,
Mama, it had just cooled down,
But now I’ve gone and “thrown” it all away.
Janner - ooh, didn't mean to throw that pie,
If you’re not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, you can make it through the tunnel!
I see a little silhouetto of the bridge,
Isambard, Isambard, shall we have a Tandoori?
Chicken Biryani, very, very fright'ning meal!
‘Nother Ale? Nother’ Ale?
‘Nother Ale? Nother’ Ale?
(Figaro magnifico).
I'm just a ginger, nobody loves me,
(He's just a ginger from a Cornish family,
Spare all his mates from this monstrosity)
My TamarTag’s broken will you let me go?
He’s ginger! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) He’s ginger! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) He’s ginger, we will not let him go (Let me go.) Will not let you go (Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah, No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Torpoint Ferry, Torpoint Ferry, Torpoint Ferry, let me go!
Brunel’s a pub and somebody’s got a pint for me, for me, for me! . . . )😉
2nd Verse:
Too late, its time has come,
Fore Street used to be so fine but now it's charity shops and wine,
Goodbye everybody,I've got to go,
Got to to leave you all behind, and face Redruth!
(Written Thursday 22nd Feb 2018. Parody Lyrics Copyright J.Berry).
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