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Song Parodies -> "The Transit Song"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"The Transit Song"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

For anyone who has been using a phone app called Transit.
Is this bus real time?
Or on a scheduled feed?
If there's no real time, avoid a missed-bus calamity
Open your eyes. Come update out app and see...

I am no driver, I don't own a Chevy
Because we're easy come, easy go, everywhere so far we know
Everyday the traffic doesn't really matter to me... to me

Standing... at a bus stop
More than one hour, I've waited
No one here was debated
Waiting... several minutes left
But the scheduled time is off anyway

This is... not a deal
Let Transit help you out
Don't have to go home and come back tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if cars and trucks don't matter

Too late, a few minutes passed
The bus finally came
Some times barely work the same
When you have to plan right, going to work
Or go to a party before it just begins

This is... no big deal (traffic's getting bigger)
Transit saves your life
You can know what time your bus should have been coming

I see a couple lights during the evening
Right on time, right on time
Let's go travel to downtown
Driver needs a break now
Very very bumbling me
Can't wait longer (can't wait longer)
Can't wait longer (can't wait longer)
Can't wait longer, that's no lie
Don't ask me why!

I'm not a poor boy, but my van's busted
He's not a poor boy, he just had a poor day
He should've called some towing company
Easy come, easy go, just follow me, though
I get it! So, I think I want to go (you can't go)
I get it! So, I think I want to go (you can't go)
I get it! So, I think I want to go (you can't go)
I think I can go (I can't go)
I think I can go, I can't go
No no no no no no no!

I'm getting anxious everytime (Getting anxious? You can go!)
It's 8:42 PM rather than 8:15... 15... 15!

So you think you can dance and not sitting down
So you think you can hang on somewhere around
Oh, baby... leave some room for me, baby
I'll be getting out, I'll be getting out someplace else

(here ya go, here ya go)

Transit always matters, some routes occasionally change
Transit always matters... Transit always matters to me
Everywhere still happens

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