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Song Parodies -> "Somebody For Walks"

Original Song Title:

"Somebody to Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Somebody For Walks"

Parody Written by:

Kim McCarthy

The Lyrics

This is actually a recent one. I wrote this at the start of April 2022 after hearing a report about a shortage of Dog walkers with people returning to the offices.
Can anybody find me some buddy for walks?

Ooh, each morning I get up I need a piddle
Can’t hardly wait, get the leash
(Get that look from your dog) Give that look to my human and whine (and whine)
Lord, now you're brewing coffee (yeah yeah)
My anxiety fears you’ll be leaving soon
But I must have midday relief, Lord
Some buddy (some buddy) ooh some buddy (some buddy)
Can anybody find me some buddy for walks?

You work hard (he works hard) every day of my life
While I sleep and dig up my bones
At the end (at the end of the day)
You get home it’s a long day here all alone
You get down (down) on your knees (knees)
And we start to play
Rub my ears, joy beams my from my eyes
Lord, some buddy (some buddy), ooh some buddy
(Please) can anybody find me some buddy for walks?

(He wants walks) Everyday (everyday) I cry and I cry and I cry
But everyday I’m left here all alone
Today I'm acting crazy
Today I drank all of the water in my bowl
Ah, got no picket fence
I got nobody here for my walkies
Hoooowl, Hoooowl, Hoooowl, Hoooowl

Oh, Lord
Ooh some buddy, ooh some buddy
Can anybody find me some buddy for walks?
(Can anybody find me someone for walks)

I won’t heal, I won’t stop sniffin’
I just keep marking the trees (you just keep marking and marking)
I'm OK, I'm alright (he's alright, he's alright)
I’m just gonna race down the street (yeah yeah)
I just gotta go roll in this awesome smell
All day (All day) I’ve just had to pee, Lord!

Find me some buddy for walks
Find me some buddy for walks
Find me some buddy for walks
Find me some buddy for walks
Find me some buddy for walks
Find me some buddy for walks
Find me some buddy for walks
Find me some buddy for walks walks walks
Find me some buddy for walks
Find me some buddy for walks
Some buddy some buddy some buddy some buddy
Some buddy find me
Some buddy find me some buddy for walks

Can anybody find me some buddy for walks?

(Find me some buddy for walks) Ooh
(Find me some buddy for walks)
Find me some buddy, some buddy (find me some buddy for walks) some buddy, some buddy for walks
Find me, find me, find me, find me, find me
Ooh, some buddy for walks (Find me some buddy for walks)
Ooh (find me some buddy for walks)
Find me, find me, find me some buddy for walks (find me some buddy for walks)
Anybody, anywhere, anybody find me some buddy for walks walks walks!
Some buddy find me, find me walks

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