-> "Arrakeen Rapsody "
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Arrakeen Rapsody "
Parody Written by:
David Gustafson
The Lyrics
( I clutch this crysknife. )
( What future can I see? )
( Caught ‘twixt the Landstraad, )
( And his psychopath Majesty. )
Spice has been mined,
then bloodlines entwined in me.
I’m just a CHOAM boy,
from a great family.
( Because of father’s death, )
( blood must flow. )
( Padishah’s )
( now my foe. )
Revenge in my heart grows.
I’ll perfect the art of Kanly.
Kanly.
Shaddam,
just killed Raban.
Desert Fremen took his head.
He can't snigger now he's dead.
Shadam,
we have all but won.
Your Sardukkar can't take it all away.
Shaddam, If I were you.
I would not even try.
You can’t hold back this storm
much to your sorrow.
Irulan, Irulan
Shaddam’s plan is in tatters.
To Fate,
I am the sum;
Apotheosis of my line,
Kwisatz haderach divine.
Each cell of my body - a dynamo.
That can pierce the veil of time and space and truth.
Mama
What did you do? (Oh the things a witch knows)
I don’t wanna scry.
I am one witch that should never been born at all.
( I see a giant moving ripple in the sand. )
( Shai Hulud!, Shai Hulud! )
( is it to big to handle? )
( Sliding sand and lightning, )
( Maker-Sign is frightening me. )
( Son of Leto! )
( Son of Leto! )
( Son of Leto! )
( Son of Leto! )
( And Student of Idaho! )
( The power grows!)
No longer a boy,
Maud’dib they call me.
( We want to destroy Vladimir’s family! )
( Swear all our lives to this activity! )
What will we all become if I stop the flow?
( Oh hell nah! No! )
( They’ll nuke us till we glow! )
(Till we glow! )
( Oh hell nah! )
( Atomics aren’t for show! )
( Till we glow! )
( Oh hell hah! )
( Nuke us till we glow! )
( Nuke us till we glow! - (Never! Never! Never!) )
( Nuke us till we glow! )
( Glow, glow glow glow glow glow glow )
Oh Navigator, Navigator,
( I can starve the guild you know )
( For Shai Hulud has no secrets he can hide from me! )
( From me! )
( From me! )
So you think you can drug me and kill all my guys?
Drop me out in the desert and leave me to die.
Oh slay me?
All your power can’t stay me.
Arrakis burnt out,
Arrakis burnt out all my fear.
( Dune! )
( Dune yeah, )
( Dune yeah. )
Rautha’s blood must splatter,
in a duel with me.
That mad killer satyr.
Rautha’s blood must splatter for me.
I know why the spice flows.
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