Honey gonna go take our two girls
Going to the mall gonna buy us some stuff today
We got gas in the van
A combat plan
All we need from you is your credit card man

Singin
We will we will
SHOP SOON
We will we will
SHOP SOON

Honey mow the lawn wash the dishes scrub the floors
Hope you didn't think you gonna sit on your butt all day
You got a garden to weed
And pets to feed
Plus you're gonna clean the gutters like we agreed

However
WE will we will
SHOP SOON
We will we will
SHOP SOON

Honey you're a good man work hard
I know you can handle all of these chores today
You got fields to plow
You'll do it somehow
Plus I think I'm getting my period now

See ya
We will we will
SHOP SOON
We will we will
SHOP SOON
Everybody
We will we will
SHOP SOON
We will we will
SHOP SOON...
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I've worked so hard
Spent all this time
I've done the laundry
And omitted no grime
But one last thing
I will not do
I do not WANT to go out
To that place
I'm embarrassed to
And I really don't WANT to WANT to WANT to WANT to

We're
out of tampons
She said
And you'll
Need to buy them
or you're dead
We're out of tampons
WE OUTTA TAMPONS
Go buy a new box
Cause we outta tampons
For the girls

I'm taking my lumps
And now duty calls
I've got a wife and children
And everything that goes with it
No need to bawl
But it's been no bag of donuts
No shot of booze
I consider it a CHALLENGE before the WHOLE checkout line!
......but I think I'll refuse
I just really don't WAN-na WAN-na WAN-na WAN-na

We're
out of tampons
She said
And you'll
Need to buy them
or you're dead
We outta tampons
WE OUTTA TAMPONS
Go buy a new box
Cause we outta tampons
For the girls

We're
outta tampons
She said
And you'll
Need to buy them
or you're dead
We outta tampons
WE OUTTA TAMPONS
Go buy a new box
Cause we outta tampons...