Song Parodies -> "Yo Adrian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Yo Adrian Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Is this a real fight?
Or choreography?
Fought with a bad guy
No escape from sequels to be

Open my eyes
Mick use that black guy's Schick III
I'm just a poor bum
Penguin is training me

Because I'm
pretty dumb
pretty slow
What's "obtuse"?
I don't know
Anyway this film blows
Someone will get battered by me
Ruthlessly

Paulie
Just drilled your kin
At the pet store we did flirt
Showed her my wife-beater shirt
Paulie
It was lots of fun
But now I'm gonna throw back some raw eggs
Paulie
oooooh
Didn't mean to drink that crap
I think that I'll have Raisin Bran tomorrow
Cap'n Crunch, Cap'n Crunch
And mix up that pancake batter

To train
The time has come
This freezer will do fine
Think I'll slap around dead swine
Goodbye everybody
I've got to go
Gonna go put on gray sweats and race the youth
Conti, oooooh--(by the way this film blows)
I'm Now Gonna Fly
Sometimes wish I'd never done porn at all

I see a little leather jacket on that man
What a brute! What a brute! Is it some mafioso?
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot
Wait that was Clint Eastwood
Gee
Bal-e-boa (Bal-e-boa)
Bal-e-boa (Bal-e-boa)
Bal-e-boa He's too slow
I don't think so-o-o-o-o

I'm just a nobody; no one respects me
He's just a nobody, thanking the Academy
Spare us the sight of that thug Mister T

This was fun
Broke my nose
Will I get KO'd?

(This filler) No! You will not get KO'd!
Get KO'd!
(This filler)You will not get KO'd!
Get KO'd!
(This filler)You will not get KO'd!
Get KO'd!
Will not get KO'd!
Get KO'd!
Never get KO'd!
Get KO'd!
Never get KO'd! ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh my caree-er my caree-er
My career please let me grow
He's really dumb and they'll never take him seriously
You'll see
You'll seeeeeee

So you think that Stallone is a dim-witted guy?
So you think I'll be typecast til the day that I die?
Oh, maybe
You've got a point there just maybe
Just may be right
Think I'll go write Rambo 3

Someone's getting battered
Anyone will do
Someone's getting battered
Black and blue
By the way this film blows

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Meriadoc - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment

This was so funny I had to read it twice! :-D

Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment

I think it's safe to say that you have written a parody to the hardest song that can be parodied. It's really hard to actually make a good parody of this, and you did. GREAT job!

Tone-Def - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Claude, didn't you say something before about refusing to vote on bohemian rhapsody parodies?

Claude Prez - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks for the comments. And Tone-Def, I think you're referring to the thread on "Skitzo Boi" by "me" where I was making a joke about how often some songs are parodied; it's "Sk8r Boi" that I don't vote on since I don't think I've actually ever heard it...for the record, I loved "Euclidean Rhapsody" and know I gave it high marks. Thanks for taking the time to comment.

Billy Florio - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment

lol great job....are they really making a Rocky 6? If they do, they should call it "Rocky and Bullwinkle" ...yeah, bad joke

Michael Pacholek - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Great job, says the author of "Sesamian Rhapsody." Actually, I liked all the Rocky films, even the last one...so far. I mean, what can he do for Rocky VI, have Rocky Jr. fight Apollo Creed's long-lost son? Or is there a Little T out there? But it's not the hardest song to do. I still say "Blinded By the Light" is harder. If "Lose Yourself" is harder, it's only because you have to think about that (expletive deleted) Marshall Bruce Mathers III when you work on it. Hey, there's an idea: Rocky Jr. vs. Eminem! Maybe Jr. can wear glasses to make it even! Bust him up! Go for it!

Claude Prez - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Yeah, I saw the first four and liked each one a little less than the previous. I confess I loved the first one but what the hell; the line was too good to pass up. I saved this one for awhile because of "Sesamian Rhapsody", by the way...I knew I couldn't touch it.

Peregrin - May 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Good work Claude - hard to do, easy to read!

Diva - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment

You have to give Stallone credit. He's made a bundle on this boxing movies, My hat's off to you Claude, for a excelent parody.

Johnny D - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment

ROFLMFAO!!! "Penguin is training me" "Think I'll slap around dead swine" "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot Wait that was Clint Eastwood Gee" Ohthisisallsofreakinfunny55555555555 !!!! Hey people come read and vote on this one!!

Spaff.com - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

You Rocky our world.

Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment

"I'm just a poor bum Penguin is training me" classic claude. classic.

Jack Wilson - November 25, 2006 - Report this comment

EWhats yo Adrian Im assumign it has to do with martial arts, if so wheres Chuck norris? Anyways, 555!

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