get your party gowns, and let your hair flow down
and get my heart beatin, Merry
here at amiright,
tie me up tonight
it's gotta be allright,
if it's with you babes

Billy says you won't
the choice it is your own
but I'm a sweetheart man
so let it be tonight, my little
two babes

tie old malky down tie old malky down
lock your front and back porch doors
don't need Billy floatin round
tie old malky down tie old malky down
give me both your rugs tonight

when I get in your house, I am hung like a mouse
it's all your gonna get from my miniature size,
in fact, I'm probably much smaller than most guys
but I don't give a light,
it always goes in right
it's called a "sweetheart" gland
it puts a stop to all that
snipin and grousin
tie old malky down tie old malky down
tie me up and make it good and make me slick
that's allright
tie old malky down tie old malky down
or you aint no friends of mine