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Song Parodies -> "He Made Eve And Adam"

Original Song Title:

"You Can Leave Your Hat On"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Randy Newman

Parody Song Title:

"He Made Eve And Adam"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

god, he made the sea flow
real slow
god, he made the earth cool
it had to be cooled
god, he made the world blessed
yes, yes, yes

he made eve and adam
he made eve and adam
he made eve and adam

put some groves in there....and told 'em not to bite
just one, don't bite
a snake appeared...eve became unclear
that's right
raised that fruit up to her lips
ate it

it was like treason to him
it was like treason to him
it was like treason to him

god made this pair start walkin'
said from the garden, depart
you didn't heed this law of mine
you don't know what faith is

you don't know what faith is
you don't know what faith is
you don't know what faith is

you'll learn what faith is

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Stan Hall - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Hmmmm .... is this your way of suggesting that "OS" really means "Original Sin" or just another of your marvelous nursery rhyme spins? :-) Whatever, you get 5s. Eve, without whom, if I bought the story, bliss--it's not always ignorance, after all; prurient liaisons are as enjoyable as platonic ones, and those that are both are best of all--would be soooo boring, gets 10s or better. :-)
Meriadoc - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin this was marvelous! The choice of this OS to describe man's fall from grace is perfect. I keep picturing R.N. singing this and I can't stop giggling.
alvin - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stan and merry
John Barry - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
He could [fig] leave his h*ardon. She could leave her thatch, fawn.
Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
There's a wonderful synchronicity in writing a parody about two naked people to an OS often used by strippers. Brilliant Old Testamentoring here, Al. 555+
alvin - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks john...lol... thanks kristof....didn't even think of that aspect
AFW - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Both biblical and comical..the perfect combo
Peregrin - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
alvin, you re-wrote the book on this one!
alvin - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and peregrin
Invisible Boy - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
again, you demonstrate a unique ear/eye/mind for connecting an unlikely subject with and unlikely OS. you are one of a kind
alvin - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks IB for the kind words
Michael E Cormier - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
The first song ever written? Nice job alvin. 555
alvin - February 14, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks michael...lol...maybe

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