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Song Parodies -> "Mama Told Me She Was Scum"

Original Song Title:

"Mama Told Me Not To Come"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Randy Newman

Parody Song Title:

"Mama Told Me She Was Scum"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...yet another 'psycho' parody...
well, its risky if you stop here
oh, sugar, can't you see
i'm surely crazed, no question
what a basket case, me
i've got the vilest mommy that there ever could be
so don't stop for the night
its insanity

mama told me she was scum
mama told me she was scum
mama said, i'll slay that dame if she comes

smokin' was this bimbo
but this fair one met her doom
i think mom did the croakin'
but i might have spoke too soon
it wasn't me, i'm hopin'
i think mother caused her death
butchered, was this bimbo
and it sure made a mess

mama told me she was scum
mama told me she was scum
mama said, just place that dame in the trunk

old lady boldly gashin'
young one bleedin' on the floor
the shower kept on blastin'
it made a thund'rous roar
mom did some scary things here
why the hell'd she do that for ?
i don't why she kills
but i had better mop the floor

mama told me she was scum
mama told me she was scum
mama said, just take this dame to the swamp


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Stan Hall - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Alviin, it's been abNormanly long since you last took a stab at the Bates theme. Good to see you edging back to it. :-)
alvin - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stan...expect another in the near future
John Barry - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Love the ending.
alvin - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks john...glad ya enjoyed
Invisible Boy - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Loved it alvin. I did a search and noticed that you have done this OS several times. I'm gonna comment on another one that I though was excellent.
Here's an idea I had..."Mamma Told Me I'm A Bum"
LilSCUMcakes - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, this is the Best ever of the Physcho Series! The lyrics are just so funny, as the OS always was, too! !
Andria - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin, yer another good Psycho-themed parody, with a very good OS choice, and I have had several potential boyfriends get told that I was "scum" (or something along those lines) because of the fact that I am an attractive yet lazy and often-irritable young lady who listens to death-metal and gangsta rap with regularity and drinks too much caffeine. (Many people compare my personality with a combination of Squidward from "Spongebob" and Debbie from "The Wild Thornberries", both Nickelodeon cartoon characters, I have also been told that I resemble a real-life version of the latter with a different hair color.) 5s.
Correction (Andria) - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
"Yer" in my previous comment should have been "yet".
Phil Alexander - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I've got nearly this title nearly finished.. but on a slightly different theme. Great job as always, Alvin. :-)
alvin - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks IB....glad ya enjoyed....sounds good....thanks LilSCUMcakes...yaaaaaaaaay...thanks andria...wow, you sound interesting....thanks phil....looking forward to it
Andria - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for the compliment Alvin, although it's not my usual practice to leave thank-yous for positive comments, I will do so in this case. I have been called worse.
alvin - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
you're welcome
Meriadoc - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
We wait with Bated breath for the next Pscho-themed one.
alvin - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks merry....next week sometime...i'll give ya a hint...it'll be to the tune of 'across the universe'
The Killer of Georgie - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment
I had no idea that this was a Randy Newman song. I always thought it was 3 Dog Night.
alvin - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks KOG....randy wrote it and did the original recording......but 3 dog had the hit

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