Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Milk People"
Original Song Title:
"Short People"
Original Performer:
Randy Newman
Parody Song Title:
"Milk People"
Parody Written by:
Stormin Norman the nag
The Lyrics
Thanks to Randy Newman for "Short People", and a tip of the hat to President (for now) Donald J.Trump for knowing all the best words...
Milk people got no reason
Milk people got no reason
Milk people got no reason
To live
They got germy hands
And achin' thighs
And they walk around
Dodgin' great big pies
They got burnin' noses
And slimy muddy feet
They sure pay their dues
Oh it's nasty pullin' teat
Well I don't want no milk people
Don't want no milk people
Don't want no milk people
'Round here
Milk people are just the same
As you and I
(A stool in a sty)
Stall men with udders
Until the day they're dry
(It's a fungus-filled world)
Milk people got no buddies
Milk people got no buddies
Milk people got no buddies
Just muck
They got fecal caked-up legs
'Cause they sit so low
You got to clean them up
Just to say hello
They got dirt-filled barns
Man they reek, reek, reek
They got Hobson's choices
God it's bleak, bleak, bleak
They got chubby little heifers
With dirty little hinds
They wanna retch most all the time
Well, I don't want no milk people
Don't want no milk people
Don't want no milk people
'Round here
Milk people got no reason
Milk people got no reason
To live
They got germy hands
And achin' thighs
And they walk around
Dodgin' great big pies
They got burnin' noses
And slimy muddy feet
They sure pay their dues
Oh it's nasty pullin' teat
Well I don't want no milk people
Don't want no milk people
Don't want no milk people
'Round here
Milk people are just the same
As you and I
(A stool in a sty)
Stall men with udders
Until the day they're dry
(It's a fungus-filled world)
Milk people got no buddies
Milk people got no buddies
Milk people got no buddies
Just muck
They got fecal caked-up legs
'Cause they sit so low
You got to clean them up
Just to say hello
They got dirt-filled barns
Man they reek, reek, reek
They got Hobson's choices
God it's bleak, bleak, bleak
They got chubby little heifers
With dirty little hinds
They wanna retch most all the time
Well, I don't want no milk people
Don't want no milk people
Don't want no milk people
'Round here
sponsored by milkpeopleonly.com
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/randynewman26.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 891
