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Song Parodies -> "Stay Away"
Original Song Title:
"Sail Away"
Original Performer:
Randy Newman
Parody Song Title:
"Stay Away"
Parody Written by:
Dan Creeden
The Lyrics
In America, we're all off our feet
Quarantined on the sofa
As we drink and eat
Binging on Netflix and PornHub for free
It's great to be an American
Ain't no fun and I'm about to scream
Ain't no party this Covid-19
Stuck inside with my family will be the death of me
Road to sanity is
Stay away from me
Stay away
Stay away
Leave me alone till this virus finally goes away
Stay away
Stay away
Welcome to the new normal of the USA
In America, handshakes are now banned
But the sky is now blue, animals freely roam the land
Karma's a bitch and the Earth has the upper hand
Welcome to the new America
Stay away
Stay away
Leave me alone till this virus finally goes away
Stay away
Stay away
Welcome to the new normal of the USA
Quarantined on the sofa
As we drink and eat
Binging on Netflix and PornHub for free
It's great to be an American
Ain't no fun and I'm about to scream
Ain't no party this Covid-19
Stuck inside with my family will be the death of me
Road to sanity is
Stay away from me
Stay away
Stay away
Leave me alone till this virus finally goes away
Stay away
Stay away
Welcome to the new normal of the USA
In America, handshakes are now banned
But the sky is now blue, animals freely roam the land
Karma's a bitch and the Earth has the upper hand
Welcome to the new America
Stay away
Stay away
Leave me alone till this virus finally goes away
Stay away
Stay away
Welcome to the new normal of the USA
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