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Song Parodies -> "Misty (Allergic To Cats)"
Original Song Title:
"Misty"
Original Performer:
Ray Stevens
Parody Song Title:
"Misty (Allergic To Cats)"
Parody Written by:
Michael McVey
The Lyrics
Don't worry, I'm not allergic to Spot, but I have friends who are.
Woe is me
I had to drive my kitten up a tree
Oooh, My head feels like a cloud
I can't understand why
I get misty holdin' my cat
It walks my way
And it seems I sneeze a thousand times a day
Oh, it might be the smell of its fur
That makes my nose itch
I'm misty the moment it's near
You can say that I'm allergic to cats
The problem is I like them anyway
Don't ya know how hopelessly I'm torn
That's why I'm givin' him to you
Ooh, on his own
Should he wander through my house all alone, now
Never knowin' why I went and left
And why I took my tissues,
I'm misty, allergic to cats
You can say that I'm allergic to cats
The problem is I like them anyway
Don't ya know how hopelessly I'm torn
That's why I'm givin' him to you
Ooh, on his own
Should he wander through my house all alone, now
Never knowin' why I went and left
And why I took my tissues,
I'm misty, allergic to cats
(Misty) allergic to cats
(Misty) allergic to cats
(Misty)
(Misty) allergic to cats...
I had to drive my kitten up a tree
Oooh, My head feels like a cloud
I can't understand why
I get misty holdin' my cat
It walks my way
And it seems I sneeze a thousand times a day
Oh, it might be the smell of its fur
That makes my nose itch
I'm misty the moment it's near
You can say that I'm allergic to cats
The problem is I like them anyway
Don't ya know how hopelessly I'm torn
That's why I'm givin' him to you
Ooh, on his own
Should he wander through my house all alone, now
Never knowin' why I went and left
And why I took my tissues,
I'm misty, allergic to cats
You can say that I'm allergic to cats
The problem is I like them anyway
Don't ya know how hopelessly I'm torn
That's why I'm givin' him to you
Ooh, on his own
Should he wander through my house all alone, now
Never knowin' why I went and left
And why I took my tissues,
I'm misty, allergic to cats
(Misty) allergic to cats
(Misty) allergic to cats
(Misty)
(Misty) allergic to cats...
©2004 Michael W. McVey
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you did a great job, Michael
Achoo! Know how it feels...some cats do that to me. 5's
Cats are weird and so are the people who love 'em! (We have 6! How weird is that?) They make me sneeze sometimes, but they're worth it, theyre a hoot. Really enjoyed your piece, Michael, 5s!
Michael - Good stuff. I like cats but I'm an apartment dweller and they don't mix well. Outside of landlords not wanting them I like to be able to let them go in & out on their own (after being spayed or neutered, of course) and experience the world a bit. Last one I had made it to 11 before cancer got her, she was pretty smart about staying out of the street (I had a long drive way leading up to the rental house at the time).
nice job.....my cats think so too....5s
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