Is this my real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Me, once a poor boy,
A huge celebrity!
So grab your remote
And take a few notes on me.
I was a poor boy
But I'm not anymore
Because I've got a new nifty show,
Lots of cash, don't you know?
And I say " Final Answer",
and they say " Final Answer",
To me
Hey there, Regis Philbin here.
Right here on ABC,
Prime time network TV
No more of Kathie Lee,
Or Cody and his sister Cassidy!
Poor boy ooo-
But I'm not anymore
'Cause now I've got this quiz show, and I'm rich,
Really rich, really rich, and that's my final answer.
You know how old I am?
I'm sixty-five years old,
My body's growing cold
But I'm not dying-I'll stick around
Until I'm about ninety, yes I will
I'm Regis ooo- No, I'll never retire,
I'll just stick around and annoy you all.
I'm just a game show host who loves to drive you mad
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
You do have your lifelines,!
Phone-A-Friend,
Ask the Audience, and your Fifty-Fifty
Millionaro, millionaro,
Millionaro, millionaro,
Millionaro dollaro-Magnifico
And they're all just poor boys, just like I used to be
They're all just poor boys from their poor families
Is it A) A, B) B, C) C, D) D?
That's a tough one-I really don't know
That's easy!
Are you sure that you don't know?
That's easy!
Are you sure that you don't know?
That's easy!
Are you sure that you don't know?
Ya sure ya don't know-I don't know
Ya sure that ya know- I don't know
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, I don't know
Wait a second, Regis, I just remembered the answer: It's C
So you think the final answer's C?
My eye!
Are you sure about that?
You do have your lifelines
Final Answer?
That's my Final Answer, Reeg
So you think that it's C-
And you're absolutely WRONG!!!!
And that's MY final answer
Anyone can see, I say " Final Answer", and they say " Final Answer" to me
Is that your Final Answer?